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Old Apr 10th, 2010, 04:07 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2010, 09:37 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2010, 11:42 AM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2010, 09:42 AM       
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Are you on the doc mock show?
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Old Apr 12th, 2010, 08:09 PM       
You know the type of double glass doors that retail stores and 7-11 and shit like that have? Why is it that some places leave one door locked and not make it obvious which one it is by putting stuff in front of it? Why do they make people guess? I've even seen places that change it up to confuse people. It's sick that's what it is its a sick fucking joke to them isn't it?

PS I'm not referring to the doors that have the levers at the top and bottom those are a pain in the ass to unlock I'm talking about the one with an easy little thing that flips.
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Old Apr 12th, 2010, 08:53 PM       
Hi Willie.

Why do I wait so fucking long every year to file my income taxes?
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Old Apr 12th, 2010, 09:04 PM       
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Are you on the doc mock show?
i think you have to live in / visit LA to do that, and since i'm from the northwest it'd be difficult

MAYBE IF THEY DO A COMICON SPECIAL
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Old Apr 12th, 2010, 09:07 PM       
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You know the type of double glass doors that retail stores and 7-11 and shit like that have? Why is it that some places leave one door locked and not make it obvious which one it is by putting stuff in front of it? Why do they make people guess? I've even seen places that change it up to confuse people. It's sick that's what it is its a sick fucking joke to them isn't it?

PS I'm not referring to the doors that have the levers at the top and bottom those are a pain in the ass to unlock I'm talking about the one with an easy little thing that flips.
some of them it's probably a joke, yeah

the ones who aren't just dumb and forget to make it obvious

I bet a lot of the time it STARTS OUT they forget, and then something funny happens so they start doing it on purpose
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Why do I wait so fucking long every year to file my income taxes?
because IRS stands for INFERNAL REALM OF SATAN
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 03:14 AM       
Willie, why do bands like Puddle of Mudd and Nickleback exist?
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so people know who to punch in the d*ck
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 10:58 AM       
Willie, why the f**k can't that volcano go erupt somewhere else?
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 11:56 AM       
Yeah, it's fucking up all the science.
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 05:46 PM       
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I am currently off the rails on some kind of crazy train. Should I notify the Department of Transportation?
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How is the facebook-family scenario best handled?
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 05:11 PM       
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How now, brown cow?
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Old Apr 19th, 2010, 04:27 PM       
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Can I go to Tadao's wedding in Hawaii?
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Old Apr 19th, 2010, 05:57 PM       
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Pick it up?
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Old Apr 20th, 2010, 10:58 AM       
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What should be done about the economy?

And please respond promptly I have many assets to trade on the market and they aren't going to trade themselves.....Hmph!
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Old Apr 23rd, 2010, 03:41 PM       
WILLIE WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS
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