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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 02:41 PM        thanks everyone for participating in the BLOGOBOT: Coolinator trial run
although i did have to resort occasionally to some advanced features of the program to preview automated posts before they went live to maintain the feel of a real human i think it's been really successful. i had to throw in a few field test posts of my own to make sure it was reacting correctly, for example if it determines it's being accused of being a robot. also it has a 'friend or foe' system that excludes replies to anyone that consistently uses the words "death panel" without sarcastic quotes around them. quoting a definition of genocide that proves itself wrong was a mistake at first, but i couldn't help but laugh at it. little things like that really give the illusion of human flaws.

i let it post on the gaming forum also to diffuse suspicion, though all it does is quote a gaming themed rss feed and comment with a line out of the preview text. unnecessary i guess, but this is all for an upcoming contest for the special edition of blade runner. can you discover the replicant poster :O i'll keep it running for a while longer so you can pick up some vital clues for the future. try giving it the voigt-kampff test it'll go nuts :>

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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 02:47 PM       
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 02:49 PM       
I think you need to adjust the 'friend or foe' levels.
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 02:49 PM       
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 02:52 PM       
I also found a line of code that is incorrect.

If "punk+music" then "Greenday"
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 02:54 PM       
Tip o' the hat Mew. You have really out done yourself this time. :golfclap
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 02:58 PM       
well the primary function is to infuriate :o and no living human likes greenday it just makes sense.
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 03:00 PM       
You shouldn't have played God. :O
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 03:24 PM       
That's one ugly avatar....what is it a bird eating something?
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 03:25 PM       
NO ITS YO MOMMA
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 03:32 PM       
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 03:36 PM       
huh. it wasn't supposed to post in this thread because of the robot accusation. but i did say death panel in quotations, that's probably what did it
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 03:37 PM       
Are you sure that's why? Go over the charts again and check its activity readings.
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 03:38 PM       
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That's one ugly avatar....what is it a bird eating something?

My guess is its a vulture eating the intestines of fallen prey. I like to believe its a metaphor for some deep meaning philosophical stuff that ultimately boils down to you being Liberace gay.
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 03:40 PM       
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My guess is its a vulture eating the intestines of fallen prey. .
Its still disturbing and the red eyes give it a supernatural feeling.
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 03:58 PM       
I think thats kind of the point. But I dont know for sure.
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I hope I don't have nightmares.
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 04:04 PM       
I hope you get genocided.
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 04:22 PM       
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Uh oh,

I have a feeling that TheLeader is going to follow me around the forum like Colonel Flagg does mumbling and perpetually repeating "Genocide" constantly.
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 04:23 PM       
I'm only following your example.
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 09:24 PM       
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I have a feeling that TheLeader is going to follow me around the forum like Colonel Flagg does mumbling and perpetually repeating "Genocide" constantly.
Oooooh. I guess he told me.



EDIT: And furthermore, I never mumble. In fact, is mumbling even POSSIBLE when it's in written form?

Unless of course you're transcribing a speech by Ozzy Osbourne.
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 09:35 PM       
I just realized something - I've been arguing with a robot. Silly me.
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