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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 05:21 AM       
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot View Post
get scalpel <return>
use scalpel penis <return>
get paper <return
get penis <return>
> You pull the scalpel out from under your backside, dramatically worsening your gash. (We would like to apologize for putting the term "worsening your gash" in this game.)

> As you attempt to perform painful elective surgery on yourself, the scalpel slips out of your hand. Whoopsy-daisy!

> You look around for the piece of paper for a second, and realize you're sitting on that, too. As you tug on it, it tears in half, leaving the other half still under your bottom.

> You've already got that!
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