Your weirdest dreams?

[Zhukov]

Yeah, I saw dwarfs marching around before suddenly thinking I was trapped in a shipping container (which seems to happen to me a lot... thinking, not being) when I was really sleep deprived. Not fun.

Anyway, on a brighter note; last night I had a very vivid dream that I was walking along the pavement, before accidentally treading in a large pile of dog eggs. Later today on my way home from work the exact same thing happened. Serious. It got all up in the grooves of my boots and all. It's nice to know that in these bleak and uncertain times, where political and economic strife overshadow most of our lives, that dreams can still come true.