Are you trying to tell us you are an alcoholic too?
I am surprised. What with your stance on fluoride I would assume anything that could be poisonous in any quantity you would refuse to touch ever.
Incidentally, did you know water can poison you? Here's some evidence:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1770067/
Since this shows that water in large quantities can be poisonous, (like certain other substances you are determined to completely avoid) I strongly recommend you cut out all things with any water in them. That way you reduce the chances to contract this fatal poisonous reaction to 0%
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