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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 06:07 AM        My Movie Monster Dating History
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 01:06 PM       
Yay! Jan in the Pan!
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 06:47 PM       
How could you pass up some good old misery? There's nothing like having a crazy woman take care of you...mainly because you're her hostage.
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 06:50 PM       
I actually wonder how bizarre can dating a severed head be.
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 07:31 PM       
Makes me wonder if that crazy bat from Misery gives good head.
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 08:58 PM       


Well, I don't know about horror movie monsters, but I once dated this guy who was so creepy that he was almost perfect for me. He was intelligent, artistic, attractive... though it was difficult to keep a relationship between a pane of glass, and we had to go our seperate ways. Besides, towards the end we'd just be having a conversation about something like serial killers or lambs and he'd randomly make a comment about eating my flesh. Not in the good way, either.

It's surprisingly easy to agree on a place to eat when you're dating a cannibal.
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 11:14 PM       
Glad to see you back Proto! What movie was the first pic from? That's an awesome image!
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Old Sep 21st, 2010, 12:10 AM       
what films are the first, forth, and fifth, from?
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Old Sep 21st, 2010, 12:12 AM       
never mind the forth one, its from the brain that wouldn't die, but what is the first and fifth from?
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Old Sep 21st, 2010, 12:16 AM       
One night I got drunk and the next morning I woke up beside this monster.

I know it's not monster, but I would like to think it is. That is not the face of a normal human being.
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Old Sep 21st, 2010, 12:27 AM       
That article's style made me think of Max Burbank.
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Old Sep 21st, 2010, 01:35 AM       
the first one is from Return of the Living Dead 3.
but i still don't know who that other one is from, you know the fifth.
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Old Sep 21st, 2010, 02:24 AM       
Good to see you back, Proto!
And I can sympathize, I once dated an extreme vegetarian with a corn fetish.


iamthezman: The fifth picture is from Frankenhooker, just like it says.
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Old Sep 21st, 2010, 02:40 AM       
hoops, i was talking about the seventh one.
dextire if you know what that one is from, let me know.
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Old Sep 21st, 2010, 02:58 AM       
Oh, that makes much more sense.
That scene is from the movie Species, I believe.
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Old Sep 21st, 2010, 03:50 AM       
Thanks Thezman!
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Old Sep 21st, 2010, 04:33 AM       
your welcome.
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Old Sep 21st, 2010, 10:01 AM       
I dated an older woman in her 40's for a while, but she had really bad burns on her face, insisted on always wearing a red and green sweater, which although accentuated her curves, got a bit samey. During sex she always liked to scratch me with a special glove she had which felt like it had knives on it. I had to break it off when I started to dream a Hell of a lot about her. I would also do something in my dreams, then find I had done it in real life. Turns out I was dating Freddy Cougar.
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Old Sep 21st, 2010, 07:51 PM       
Never fall for a middle segment of a human centipede. Ewww.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2010, 01:51 AM       
The seventh image isn't from a movie, I just found that in a google image search.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2010, 12:25 PM       
That reminds me of the time I dated this girl I met in Sleepaway Camp.
Turned out she was one of those people that just pretends to be something they're not.
... I'd rather not talk about it.
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Old Sep 24th, 2010, 07:28 PM       
they had to use girls in the human centipede? nasty
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