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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 03:34 AM        15 Things That Are Not The Reason I Have Been Away For So Long.
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 08:58 AM       
Welcome back Max!!! Sorry to hear about the unfortunate incident with those biorobotic lambs. :D
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 11:00 AM       
Glad to see you're back.
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 11:11 AM       
Oh how I've missed your writing! Thank god those cannibals found your taste to be disagreeable.
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 12:15 PM       
MAX!!! Did you finally finish cleaning Nick's "scrambled flounder" from the bottom of the omelet pan?
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 03:14 PM       
We missed you!

As for you absence... right nut caught in a mangle?
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 03:21 PM       
max you gotta stop stalking shatner so much, it's not healthy
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 03:36 PM       
Great to see you're back from the Mole People!
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 03:40 PM       
Oh Max, I knew that running away with the circus would never work out. It's good to have you back!
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 04:23 PM       
Good to see you back, Max. Sorry to hear about your left nut.
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 05:44 PM       
Pax Burbanka has begun again!

That's what you were doing, right? Reclaiming the lost provinces of the empire?
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 06:54 PM       
Welcome back Max! I see Queen Elizabeth finally got tired of making you pole dance in front of Parliament.
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 07:10 PM       
Just the other day, I was wondering what happened to Max Burbank, and now I find out! But how did you survive your encounter with the Mole People?
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 07:44 PM       
I heard Max was buried alive, but since he wasn't trained by Pai Mei, it took him two whole years to punch his way out of that damn coffin.
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 07:57 PM       
I logged in after a year or so of inactivity just to say I missed you and I rove you Mark Burbank
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 10:03 PM       
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I heard Max was buried alive, but since he wasn't trained by Pai Mei, it took him two whole years to punch his way out of that damn coffin.
i heard that for at least three months of that he was just being passive-agressive at it
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 11:12 PM       
I had just assumed his neighbor shut off their wireless router and he had no more internet access.
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 11:52 PM       
Max!! Great to see you back!!

I'm also pleased to see that that Lobo cosplayer finally let you out of his Tijuana sex dungeon. When you disappeared in the middle of Comic Con, we feared the worst.
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Old Apr 8th, 2011, 12:56 AM       
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Old Apr 8th, 2011, 01:25 AM       
Damn it Max! Who let you out of the basement? I knew I should have used a combination lock.
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Old Apr 8th, 2011, 02:04 AM       
Max you are a delight and were sorely missed.
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Old Apr 8th, 2011, 02:20 AM       
Yay! Max has returned from the galactic wars! No doubt with many tales of his interstellar adventures!
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Old Apr 8th, 2011, 04:24 AM       
Holy crap, it's good to see you again, Max. Too bad you were never successful in tracking the elusive Vince.
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Old Apr 8th, 2011, 02:34 PM       
Naughty! -for ignoring your fans... Don't feel bad about your "nut". I lost BOTH of mine after I got married.
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Old Apr 8th, 2011, 03:51 PM       
Finally!

I was waiting for the day of your return, my Lord. I shall obey your every command.
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