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Old Jun 10th, 2011, 10:26 PM        hope for an misanthropist
hey guys

ive never liked the human race. This is something ive found to be not distressing and i dont really give a shit about it.

while im mentally attracted to people most of them want me to give a shit about them. and while i do give a shit, more than i maybe shit, id rather just hate them cause i know they are secretely fat dicks.

is it really possible for me to find someone i dont fucking hate or will i just have to put up with dickfaces forever.

etc.

i wish i was more confident that people weren't penises... thats really something id like to change..but on the other hand, given that i fucking hate them, it doesnt seem like there's really any reason to try.

is being a misanthropist the end of the world especially if i get nuclear bombs
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Old Jun 10th, 2011, 10:34 PM       
No way at all. You just gotta meet the right person you can deal with just enough without killing them.

Trial and error is not suggest in that format.
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Old Jun 10th, 2011, 11:44 PM       
but when you find ones you dont like make sure you DO kill them.
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Old Jun 10th, 2011, 11:45 PM       
99% of the people in the world are worthless.



While I could say "that makes meeting the right person that much more special!", I'll instead say that you have a very small chance of actually running into one of these worthwhile people, and even less chance of meeting them, and a MINUSCULE chance of staying with them in a relationship.

We can put a man on the moon, but can't supply most of the world with enough food to eat.

Glasgow has a life expectancy of below 54.
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Old Jun 10th, 2011, 11:46 PM       
I mean cheer up buddy plenty of fish in the sea
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Old Jun 11th, 2011, 12:56 AM       
Your only hope is another Mock Meet. Since that will never happen, feel free to coninue hating everyone
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Old Jun 11th, 2011, 01:17 AM       
Pfft. Mock meet in july. We be trollin for bitches and whisky bars.
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Old Jun 11th, 2011, 02:05 PM       
WHAT IF THEY CALLED US A PAIR OF PATHETIC PERIPATETICS
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Old Jun 11th, 2011, 04:05 PM       
I'm not a malefactor, I'm a German.
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Old Jun 11th, 2011, 04:46 PM       
We should all remember to eschew obfuscations.
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Old Jun 11th, 2011, 08:20 PM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2011, 08:29 PM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2011, 09:56 PM       
GUYZ MY FIRST RELATIONSHIP WAS WITH A NIHILIST AND WHILE THE SEX WAS GOOD SHE WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE WHILE HAVING SEX. THIS SUITED MY HATEFUL DESIRES WELL BUT SHE WAS A NIHILIST AND COULD FIDN NO VALUE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP

THEN I DATED THIS GIRL WHO WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN LOVE AND DIDNT UNDERSTAND I WANTED TO PUNCH HER IN THE FACE. i god i dont even have the energy to make fun of pram maven
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Old Jun 12th, 2011, 12:31 AM       
did anyone ever tell you that you look like seventies-era Tom Verlaine?
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Old Jun 12th, 2011, 01:21 AM       
lol wow that does look like me, just with a bigger face.

looks a lot like my dad
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