Your weirdest dreams?

[All Hail Duke]

had a The Dark Knight Rises dream a couple nights ago

it actually started out like The Mighty Ducks, and some older jock dickhead was picking on a kid, then the janitor came out (Bane) and threatened to kick the kids ass when he turned 18 and then proceeded to kick the shit out of his dad
then it cut to the cafeteria where Bane was having his lunch and Jean Claude Van Damme wanted to fight him, but ended up getting torn in half
then it cut to how he became Bane and he decided to turn evil after watching Hulk Hogan surf during a storm, then it cut to him getting strangled by Batman with a toy wire