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Old Mar 23rd, 2012, 08:47 PM       
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Slick and expensive-looking animatronic scientists explain that dinosaur fossils could not possibly be millions of years old, because the Bible (their interpretation) tells us that the Earth is only a few thousand years old.
So when determining the age of the world, they take a literal interpretation of the bible as the word of god...

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So, yeah, there were lots of dinosaurs in the Bible. They just got dropped from the text due to some unexplained bias of the authors.
but then admit that some shit was left out by human authors.


I recently watched Bill Mahers Religious. Im not a big fan of his but it was a rather amusing film. In it i believe he goes to the creationist museum and talks with the head guy.

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