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Old Oct 30th, 2013, 05:23 AM        I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide to the Halloween Candies of 2013! Halloween Candy Reviews!
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Old Oct 30th, 2013, 08:33 AM       
Pearsons doesn't use real chocolate anymore. Their confections are made with cocoa flavoring. It's really bad.
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Old Oct 30th, 2013, 08:40 AM       
Awesome review as always, I look forward to this article every Halloween season. I can't believe you've been doing this for 9 years now and you still don't weigh 400 pounds. By the way, your withdraw meltdown on the mellowcreme pumpkins gave me flashbacks to "I Will Beat Pac-Man", which is a huge bonus.
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Old Oct 30th, 2013, 11:52 AM       
Rog, if you take another look at the "Ausome Klik Candy Dispensers" the mummy's facial expression and colorization is eerily similar to the new (not orinial) "Fruity Mummy Yummy" Monster Cereal.



And yes Rog, I posted this on facebook. In fact, I'll post your own link right here. Perhaps for the lost souls who don't know what an url is. http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/halloween-candy2013/ Ahh... Redundancy in its finest!

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Old Oct 30th, 2013, 04:04 PM       
I'll have to respectfully disagree on the Starburst candy corns. I liked them, and my co-workers like them when I brought them to the steakhouse to share.
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Old Oct 30th, 2013, 10:51 PM       
I wonder if Rog's cuboard is loaded with Candies right now it could last till 2 months or maybe 3 if he overlook some of the smaller candie packages.

As for Ground Goblin and Goblin Zombie I rather go for Ground Goblin flavor as much as I like Zombies in Movies,Games and such but Goblins is also part of Halloween.
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Old Oct 30th, 2013, 11:57 PM       
I think we are all overlooking the true hero of this piece. As hinted at the beginning of the article, that hero is: Rog's pancreas! That little guy is a real trooper!
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Old Nov 2nd, 2013, 04:35 PM       
I wondered if Rog approved of the Halloween aesthetic of the KitKat, Scaries, scAero and Coffin Crisp packaging, but I guess now we'll never know. Because of spooky Halloween-related reasons.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2013, 07:31 PM       
I don't think the Starburst candy corn are that bad, they're just very strong in flavor. Eating an entire piece at once is like getting a fruity punch in the mouth.

I love that you tracked down the Vampire Hair one.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2013, 08:32 PM       
Thanks for reading and sharing the article everyone!

MasterD - He does have some similar traits to Fruity Yummy Mummy. I'd be more suspicious if his wrappings were fruit colored though hehe.

That Other Guy - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqDBB0no6dQ

Cheez - I do like the aesthetics of the Halloween KitKats, absolutely. I just didn't review them since I've covered them in the past and it wasn't like they put out a new flavor or anything hehe.

dextire - Oh you know as soon as I heard about it I was determined to find the Vampire Hair! Oddly enough, I found it in an idependent candy shop when I was back visiting Richmond earlier in the summer. Go figure.
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