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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 10:25 PM       
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Why is the only person who understands everything about the world also the only person on this forum who can't read?
Dude, I think you answered your own question right there.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 08:17 PM       
Just the same, I'll explain it. I just wish I could remember what the chick's name was. I used to know it, dammit.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 08:54 PM       
See guys, thecoolinator has it all figured out:
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Doctors don't even study health; they study disease. Modern doctors are taught virtually nothing about nutrition, wellness or disease prevention. Expecting a doctor to guide you on health issues is sort of like expecting your accountant to pilot a jet airliner -- it's simply not something he or she has ever been trained in.
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True fact: It is illegal in every U.S. state for a doctor to recommend any vitamin, nutrient or food for the prevention or treatment of any disease. Doing so can cause a doctor to have his medical license permanently revoked. How crazy and outdated is that?
I should probably report almost every doctor that I have ever had, then.

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More research is needed to find "cures"
This lie is especially hilarious because western medicine does not believe in any "cure" for any disease. They aren't even looking for cures! This lie has been repeated since the 1960's, when cancer scientists claimed they were only a few years away from curing cancer. Today, four decades later, can you think of a single major disease that western medicine has cured? There aren't any.
Smallpox doesn't count, I guess.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 11:21 PM       
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See guys, thecoolinator has it all figured out:
I should probably report almost every doctor that I have ever had, then.

Smallpox doesn't count, I guess.
He is probably splitting hairs by saying a vaccine isnt a cure but a preventative measure. What a tool.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 09:19 PM       
I can think of two of us here who have actually set foot inside a medical school (and paid tuition/exorbitant book fees). I can think of one additional person who has a doctorate in a scientific field. All three of us would most likely take exception to all of those statements. :/
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 10:05 PM       
You're all just a part of the system. You've got to open your minds to the truth but instead you keep them closed and just believe everything that you're told.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 10:26 PM       
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 10:28 PM       
Is this thread still about tea?

I prefer the green tea that you get with Chinese takeout.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 10:46 PM       
I like green tea mainly. I liked Tender Leaf (gold box) in the 80s and 90s but can't find it anymore.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2010, 07:07 AM       
i like tea a lot too. i like jasmine green tea a lot but probably my favorite tea is earl grey that bergamot spice or whatever they put in it is awesome. i usually mix it with milk and sugar and its deliciounable
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Old Apr 23rd, 2010, 09:51 AM       
I drink a lot of Nestea. My favourite is pear.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2010, 10:17 AM       
I drink Medicinal Herbal Tea (Organic) and Yogi Detox Tea (Partially Organic)

Is be good for yuz all!
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Old Apr 25th, 2010, 10:43 PM       
OH HI! IS IT TOO LATE TO COMPLAIN AND RUIN A FUN THREAD?
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Old Apr 26th, 2010, 02:54 AM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2010, 09:18 AM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2010, 04:36 PM       
I buy really big bags of dried lemon balm, and use it with a standard tea strainer. More healthy than tea and much much cheaper.
Ok I don't really know about the health part, but at least there's no caffeine or shit
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Old Apr 26th, 2010, 04:52 PM       
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I buy really big bags of dried lemon balm, and use it with a standard tea strainer. More healthy than tea and much much cheaper.
Ok I don't really know about the health part, but at least there's no caffeine or shit
I heard somewhere that Lemon is a natural anti-depressant.
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Old Apr 26th, 2010, 05:02 PM       
FUCKING STOP QUOTING THE POST ABOVE YOU YOU ARE WASTING INTERNET SPACE
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Old Apr 26th, 2010, 08:18 PM       
But then how will people know who he's responding too?
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Old Apr 26th, 2010, 09:07 PM       
You raise an interesting point.

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Old Apr 26th, 2010, 09:29 PM       
Since you didn't quote, I would assume the person above you.
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Old Apr 26th, 2010, 09:43 PM       
Ah, yes, but how do you KNOW? I could have posted that in response to you, but THE LEADER got his response in before mine.
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