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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 03:54 PM       
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I read a thread that Lobo Tommy replied to.
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 03:56 PM       
I know. My sponsor wasn't home and I fell off the wagon again.
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 07:22 PM       
I have a 416,28 Euro gas bill, whoohaa, where did that come from? 252,13 Euro for electricity. 192,53 Euro energy tax. 259,38 Euro network cost (WTF?) + the rest= goodbye vacation money.

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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 09:04 PM       
I don't know if anyone has proven Tadao wrong yet, but I think I know someone who's got him beat:

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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 09:49 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 05:20 AM       
It's Jan 13th, 2:18 am and it's 73 degrees outside. I have to sleep with the window open in January? Life sucks.
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 09:30 AM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 10:15 AM       
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Man alive, what part of the world do you live in?

I found out, at my last visit to the dentists, that I had impacted wisdom teeth that I honestly had no idea where there (I'm still not sure where the buggers are in my mouth). So now I've got to get them yanked.

Like the time I had to get my tetanus shot, I'm upset because I hear all of these stories from people who had their wisdom teeth pulled. And like with the tetanus shot, I'm told (by several of the same horror-story people) that this procedure is no big deal, won't hurt at all, etc.
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 12:17 PM       
Getting your wisdom teeth pulled is fun. Just make sure you have someone to drive you around that day.
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 04:22 PM       
The great thing about life is that you can always kill yourself.
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 06:05 PM       
My country is being bombed with Isreali white phosphous grenades and I cant put the fire out with water, that seems to make the fire grow. Also my cousin Ahmed is dead and a piece of his forearm is still lodged in my chest.
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 06:06 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 07:29 PM       
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Getting your wisdom teeth pulled is fun. Just make sure you have someone to drive you around that day.
Ugh, I keep hearing stories like "I couldn't eat solid food for days after!" A girl in my dance class also had hers pulled and came back with a huge bruise on her arm from the IV. I might add that I have this thing about not liking needles/tubes in my skin, so I'm also freaked that I'll need an IV.
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 08:06 PM       
that girl's wisdom teeth were probably embedded into her bone, so they had to essentially chisel the teeth out of her jaw. That can be painful. But usually they just put you under an anaestetic and yank em out
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 08:56 PM       
I've found that I can sum up my current situation in Paint.

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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 09:03 PM       
i dont think jack daniel's is going to help your glowing cyborg spine
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 09:04 PM       
that's not what my spine says.
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 09:09 PM       
you should have your spine checked by a competent neuro-robotics engineer, your spine isn't an authority on robotic palliatives. For all you know you could have a bomb in your neck!
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 10:32 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 10:32 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 10:37 PM       
I don't cover it a lot lest it be considered whining, but I was born with inoperable spinal cord cancer :P It was radiated into compliance when I was a toddler, but periodically sends out problems to make my life shit and the threat of return is always looming. I have quite the hate-hate relationship with my spine.

Muscle relaxers don't do a damn thing for me when my neck muscles seize up, but a shot of whiskey does. No idea why.
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 10:44 PM       
Our dog chewed the shit out of a Wii nunchuk (joystick was chewed off and the wire was shredded) and then a few days later destroyed a ps3 controller.
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 10:52 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 11:07 PM       
yea i remember seeing you mention something about that before.
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