Mar 30th, 2006, 01:04 PM
NEW ARTICLE: "SIGNING THE HARASSMENT POLICY"
Attention all employees, you are hereby required to review and sign the updated harassment policy that has just been sent to your inbox from our HR department representative, Max Burbank.
"The term 'legalese' is used to 'humanize' an otherwise impersonal document. It is intended to convey language required of and vetted by our legal department. Further insistence by staff that this term actually means 'bullshit' will result in a discontinuation of what has to this point been a successful effort on the part of Human Resources to 'humanize' our communications."
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"Ignoring all the retarded anime shit and Guitar Woman fawning over a drawing to say that Toobin' is the best Tube similation since Virtual Bart."- Gadzooks mockery.com/halloween/bag/costumequiz/default.php
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