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Sajuuk · #1

Are you?

Big McLargehuge · #2

this is i-mockery

Sajuuk · #3

Just vote.

sadie · #4

polls suck.

Matt Harty · #5

Esuohlim · #6

I honestly don't know.

Esuohlim · #7

Shit, people actually voted for that?

Schimid · #8

Dude, I really don't.

Alive · #9

C'mon. somebody chime in with the "there's nothing wrong with being a virgin" speech allready (*cough, witch there is *cough)

Matt Harty · #10

I know one girl who wants to wait until she's married to have sex. She also happens to be the hottest thing on the planet so it's kinda bittersweet. Any of the other hot girls have already been fucked by 5 different guys so I lose interest in them. It's good to have a few pure ones to look at :/

Royal Tenenbaum · #11

Where's Achimp when we need him?

:/

AChimp · #12

HI GUYS

Perndog · #13

Matt:

I don't know if it'll be the same for you, but I eventually stopped caring about girls' sexual history at all. If she's got the right combination of personality and appearance, even a girl who was the easiest lay in her high school can be more appealing (to me, and not just sexually) than the dozens of "pure" and attractive good girls we've got around here.

Or maybe it's my aversion to good Christians, because all of the virgins I meet nowadays are church girls. Hmm.

Anonymous · #14

HA HA VIRRRGIN

ACHIMP WE'RE GOOD COLLEGE BUDDIES BUT I'M GONNA BRING YOU UP IN EVERY RELATIONSHIP THREAD JUST TO RIB YA

NOTHIN' TO DO WITH MY PENIS SIZE HERE

I'M AS YOU WOULD SAY 'GOOD TO GO'

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I DON'T USUALLY LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT AROUND GUYS IT'S KINDA WEIRD O_o

Jixby Phillips · #15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alive

C'mon. somebody chime in with the "there's nothing wrong with being a virgin" speech allready (*cough, witch there is *cough)

oh fuck are you a SENIOR or something

sports · #16

I'm a virgin. (much to my dismay)

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Helm · #17

Oh come on guys it's ok to be a virgin

Royal Tenenbaum · #18

"ACHIMP WE'RE GOOD COLLEGE BUDDIES"

We go to University.

Jixby Phillips · #19

executioneer · #20

fuck you polls

Rev. Danno · #21

Dude, It's ok to be a virgin... I am a Vivigin...
Hehehehehehehe

GADZOOKS · #22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sajuuk

Second Question, if you are a virgin, have you been touched for the very first time?

THATS THE SONG THE SLUT MADONNA SANG, YOU ARENT FUNNY, SAJUUK

Matt Harty · #23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perndog

Matt:

I don't know if it'll be the same for you, but I eventually stopped caring about girls' sexual history at all. If she's got the right combination of personality and appearance, even a girl who was the easiest lay in her high school can be more appealing (to me, and not just sexually) than the dozens of "pure" and attractive good girls we've got around here.

I dunno, you've got a point but i'm also very jealous, so if she's incredibly hot I have to worry about other guys being on her.

There's the whole thing with STD's and me being a hypochondriac too. :/

The sluttier girls can usually care less about you since they've got 100 guys to fall back on, so i'm not sure where personality can be a factor when you choose to go out with them.

Perndog · #24

Because once they get past their teenage sex obsession, most of them learn to be more discriminating and have personalities definied by things other than their sexual habits, and it's not hard for the one worthwhile guy to stand out from the 100 faceless fuck buddies.

You're right that STDs are a problem, though. You never have to ask the virgins if they're clean or have been tested.