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Old May 28th, 2006, 10:41 PM        Yay....not
Im going to be a father, hip fuckign hurrah for fucking me.
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Old May 28th, 2006, 10:43 PM       
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Old May 28th, 2006, 10:46 PM       
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Old May 28th, 2006, 10:50 PM       
You never heard of rubbers??

You didn't impregnate Stupidkraut did you?
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Old May 28th, 2006, 10:51 PM       
no, yes we did use rubbers, and the pill, SHES FERTIL I SAY STUPID FUCKING WOMEN! GRR you make me horny and mad GRR!
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Old May 28th, 2006, 10:53 PM       
Then it AIN'T yours, pal! She's a lying sack of snail jiuce. Get a paternity test. ASAP!
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Old May 28th, 2006, 10:55 PM       
-.-, not another, one of you, heh ive had enough of you!
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Old May 28th, 2006, 11:17 PM       
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Old May 28th, 2006, 11:47 PM       
I thought you were a girl.

If you don't want it, can I have your baby? I haven't eaten in a while.
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Old May 29th, 2006, 08:48 AM       
Will there be a wedding in the future? Or, should we expect future complaints about how much child support costs?
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Old May 29th, 2006, 09:09 AM       
Can kids get married just out of elementary school?
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Old May 29th, 2006, 11:47 AM       
no idea on a wedding. and maby complaints in the future about child support for now i have no fuckin clue.

And Terra, i mean, one of you who think she must be cheating, ive heard a couple people say that....
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Old May 29th, 2006, 12:03 PM       
Srsly, get genetic testing done. The money will be worth it if it's not yours.

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Old May 29th, 2006, 02:17 PM       
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...she must be cheating, ive heard a couple people say that....
maybe because she is. :o
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Old May 29th, 2006, 02:21 PM       
People that dont know me and my g/f. said that.
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Old May 29th, 2006, 03:08 PM       
Oh man on Muray this one woman had like 5 dudes on the same show and NONE of them were the father. Godammit it was funny.
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Old May 29th, 2006, 03:47 PM       
What about that one girl who's been on the show 13+ times and never found her baby's daddy?
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Old May 29th, 2006, 03:58 PM       
Lol. Shes all like "I'm 150% positive that THIS man is the father of my 8 kids!"
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Old May 29th, 2006, 03:58 PM       
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no idea on a wedding. and maby complaints in the future about child support for now i have no fuckin clue.

And Terra, i mean, one of you who think she must be cheating, ive heard a couple people say that....
If you aren't ready and capable, mentally or emotionally, to raise a child, mabye adoption is a possible idea.
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Old May 29th, 2006, 05:12 PM       
Yes. Ask your parents to adopt the baby.
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Old May 29th, 2006, 05:24 PM       
how come no one has said abortion?
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Old May 29th, 2006, 05:39 PM       
Because that's vulgar
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Old May 29th, 2006, 05:46 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2006, 06:29 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2006, 06:30 PM       
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