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Old Sep 11th, 2006, 12:28 PM        NEW GRAB BAG: "50 WAYS TO MAKE HALLOWEEN BETTER"
Max Burbank's latest piece provides you with 50 ideas that will surely help you make this Halloween far more entertaining than any other one before! Well, that is, provided you have access to a neighbor who owns a dog.


NEW GRAB BAG: "50 Ways To Make This Halloween An Unusual Departure From Past Ones!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/b...-halloween.php


Enjoy!
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Old Sep 11th, 2006, 12:54 PM       
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this made me giggle
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Old Sep 11th, 2006, 01:55 PM       
This made me get the lulz.
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Old Sep 11th, 2006, 02:21 PM       
I love the whole

CRAZY
CRAZY
CRAZY
*happy!*
CRAZY
CRAZY

thing going on there.
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Old Sep 11th, 2006, 03:58 PM       
I liked the exclamation marks!

But really, very funny stuff.
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Old Sep 11th, 2006, 05:10 PM       
43.) They invented smoking, you know. To kill us all. That's what they're really like.

best max article in a while, i especially like how it seemed like a mradventure article at first
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Old Sep 11th, 2006, 05:27 PM       
Thanks, folks.
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Old Sep 11th, 2006, 07:03 PM       
I started reading it at work but it was making me laugh too much so I had to stop before I got in trouble. Well done
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Old Sep 11th, 2006, 10:20 PM       
19. Dont hand out candy, hand out bees!
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Old Sep 12th, 2006, 12:04 AM       
That has to one of the best Max articles here. Its amazing how the best stuff in life is haloween related.
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Old Sep 12th, 2006, 12:21 AM       
I laughed through most, if not all of it. Awesome work.
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Old Sep 12th, 2006, 06:30 AM       
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Mommy hates a mess. Oh yes she does. Make a mess and get a punishment is what Mommy says.
I liked this line the most.
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Old Sep 12th, 2006, 08:41 AM       
Thanks guys!
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