a hulk with a bulk...

[sadie]

we were looking for a stuffed incredible hulk for our two-year-old when we stumbled upon this. i know this should probably go in toys & comics, but since i never go there...

http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,,...,00.html?yhnws

you've gotta go there and see the picture; they wouldn't let me copy it.

Hulk doll's monster willy


By THOMAS WHITAKER
Showbiz Reporter

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.

“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

“And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”

Kim, of Biggin Hill, Kent, said the toy was one of several prizes she could choose after Leah knocked down cans with bean bags at the fair on Brighton Pier.

Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.

But she said: “Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this.



Big shock ... Hulk's giant manhood



“Ever since, she’s been telling her friends that her hulk has a willy.

“It sounds funny, but kids should not be exposed to this kind of thing. It should be taken off the shelves.”

The toy’s Spanish makers Play by Play — based in Valencia — claimed on their packaging that it was merchandise to coincide with the release of the film.

Bosses were unavailable for comment last night.

The movie, which has already proved a hit in the US, tells how a botched experiment transforms scientist Bruce Banner into the raging Hulk whenever he becomes angry.

[sadie]

and then we found this...

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/i...ys/default.php

...and i was all like, THERE'S A WEBSITE??

sorry, rog.

[GADZOOKS]

I didn't know either at first.

AND IM NOT JOKING.

[sadie]

thanks for joining me in circle time.

here's another cool hulk thingy i found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlxOc3iR5pA&NR

[Esuohlim]

FS posted something exactly like this a few years ago. In fact, for a while his title was "hulk with a bulk"

[sadie]

oh, crap. i remember that title.

[GADZOOKS]

My nephew was into Hulk last year, now he's all about the Fantastic Four.

Needless to say, I'm worried.

[sadie]

i'd be worried too.

our two-year-old would sit and watch the hulk all day and night if we'd let him. "un thee hulk," he says over and over until he gets to sit rapt before the tv. when he watches the movies or tv shows, he says, "whay-ere hulk?" until someone fast-forwards the dvd to his scenes. when he watches the cartoons, he repeats every word the hulk says: hulk-smash! bet-ty? hulk-calm-down? stu-pid-bug! hulk-friend?

i've been looking for a stuffed hulk for him, but i found--as did rog--they all pretty much suck.