Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > Loveline
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Sethomas Sethomas is offline
Antagonistic Tyrannosaur
Sethomas's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Abstruse Caboose
Old Oct 28th, 2007, 12:28 AM        All Hail the King of Awesomeland
So, the ex-girlfriend with whom I'd still been sleeping. This morning I walked in her bedroom and she was with a guy and a girl, both friends of hers I'd already met.

I pulled her out to have a discussion of why this upset me. While this was happening, the other guy and other girl were going at it in the bedroom.

To demonstrate why I was upset, I walked back into the bedroom and shooed out the guy, then proceeded to fuck my ex's best friend on my ex's bed while my ex watched until my ex was bawling in tears.
__________________

SETH ME IMPRIMI FECIT
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Chojin Chojin is offline
was never good
Chojin's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 1999
Old Oct 28th, 2007, 12:49 AM       
Haha, that is awesome.

Were you yelling THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS over and over while doing it?
Reply With Quote
  #3  
MLE MLE is offline
CHIEF OF POLICE
MLE's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Nice Chinese Restaurant
Old Oct 28th, 2007, 12:49 AM       
hahahahahaha ;< THAT'LL TEACH HER
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Guitar Woman Guitar Woman is offline
Drugs+drugs+rock+roll
Guitar Woman's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
Old Oct 28th, 2007, 12:49 AM       
What the FUCK?
Reply With Quote
  #5  
derrida derrida is offline
Member
derrida's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2003
Old Oct 28th, 2007, 11:21 AM       
that is a funny story. but you were still wrong. who expects monogamy from a fuck buddy, besides the courtesy of letting you know that they are fucking people who arent you?
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Sethomas Sethomas is offline
Antagonistic Tyrannosaur
Sethomas's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Abstruse Caboose
Old Oct 28th, 2007, 03:01 PM       
Well, she insisted that we WEREN'T just fuck buddies, so that was largely part of the point I was trying to make.
__________________

SETH ME IMPRIMI FECIT
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Cfr5 Cfr5 is offline
125% 3D
Cfr5's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: 75 57' 34" W
Old Oct 28th, 2007, 03:55 PM       
So, two chicks found out just how big your balls are.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Sethomas Sethomas is offline
Antagonistic Tyrannosaur
Sethomas's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Abstruse Caboose
Old Oct 29th, 2007, 04:58 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin View Post
Were you yelling THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS over and over while doing it?
No, but I did ask if she wanted to join in.
__________________

SETH ME IMPRIMI FECIT
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Dixie Dixie is offline
Mrs. Mighty Tyrant
Dixie's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Old Oct 29th, 2007, 11:13 PM       
The pimp hand is strong with this one. I salute you Seth.
__________________
[CENTER]:meat[/CENTER]
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Emu Emu is offline
Level 29 ♂
Emu's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Peoria, IL
Old Oct 29th, 2007, 11:14 PM       
I want with all my heart to believe this actually happened.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Sethomas Sethomas is offline
Antagonistic Tyrannosaur
Sethomas's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Abstruse Caboose
Old Oct 29th, 2007, 11:37 PM       
Yeah, it'd have been pretty cool if I had taken pictures.
__________________

SETH ME IMPRIMI FECIT
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Terra Terra is offline
MAMA MIA!
Terra's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2004
Old Oct 30th, 2007, 01:29 AM       
I am crushed. The noble Seth has taken human form. He has become Teh Fallen.

I hoped to be taken by a God
__________________
Oh fuck it

Last edited by Terra : Oct 30th, 2007 at 10:37 AM. Reason: Way wrong emot
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Dixie Dixie is offline
Mrs. Mighty Tyrant
Dixie's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Old Oct 30th, 2007, 10:51 AM       
The Seth has not fallen, he is quite glorious and only made more powerful by his manly ways. You would be so lucky.
__________________
[CENTER]:meat[/CENTER]
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Perndog Perndog is offline
Fartin's biggest fan
Perndog's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Snowland
Old Oct 30th, 2007, 12:09 PM       
Seth, didn't you want to become a priest or something? We've established that I'm not really well-versed in Catholic doctrine, but this seems like the kind of thing that's mildly frowned upon.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Dr. Boogie Dr. Boogie is offline
Funky Dynamite
Dr. Boogie's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Help, I'm lost!
Old Oct 30th, 2007, 01:47 PM       
Can't he just get his slate wiped clean on Sunday?




And then can't he go to confession, oh!
__________________
Dr. Boogie: Everything is so simple when you have a rocket launcher for an arm!


Reply With Quote
  #16  
Sethomas Sethomas is offline
Antagonistic Tyrannosaur
Sethomas's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Abstruse Caboose
Old Oct 30th, 2007, 11:15 PM       
Yeah, I've been talking to people about how I'd totally become a priest if I could convince myself away from my heresies, or if I saw the Church amend itself into something I can agree with more absolutely.

So, yeah, for now I'm content with being a grave sinner.
__________________

SETH ME IMPRIMI FECIT
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Perndog Perndog is offline
Fartin's biggest fan
Perndog's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Snowland
Old Nov 1st, 2007, 10:58 AM       
I'm sure the fatalism helps with that too.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #18  
AlliSabbah AlliSabbah is offline
Member
AlliSabbah's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2007
Old Nov 29th, 2007, 12:26 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perndog View Post
Seth, didn't you want to become a priest or something? We've established that I'm not really well-versed in Catholic doctrine, but this seems like the kind of thing that's mildly frowned upon.

I do not believe we have seen the same catholic church in action my good man.
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Sethomas Sethomas is offline
Antagonistic Tyrannosaur
Sethomas's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Abstruse Caboose
Old Jan 9th, 2008, 12:05 AM       
UPDATE! Now in GENERAL BLABBER! And, I DON'T KNOW WHY!

In like the FIRST WEEK of December, she sent me G-chat messages threatening to send a TELL ALL (read: what she remembers/not "all") email to the university's admissions department so that, when I wish to reapply, they will TURN ME DOWN. She said she'd let me know when she sends them. Then within that same week, she sent me very congenial messages asking what items and such of mine she had that she might return them. That was the last I heard of her--no updates of sent emails.

UNTIL TODAY!

I got home from work and found a g-chat message from her saying that she sent the email to the admissions department. After careful deliberation of how to deal with her in the most humane way possible, I tried to call her to see what kind of mental issues she's having. No luck, just voicemail! So, then I started making fun of her to my friends, who are all in consensus that she is fucked in the head.

Me: i just think it'd be funny if everyone at the admissions office
Me: printed it out and hung it up
Me: and all be like "AWESOME"
Me: and invite me to the office so they can give me a high-five
__________________

SETH ME IMPRIMI FECIT

Last edited by Sethomas : Feb 25th, 2008 at 12:45 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Jan 9th, 2008, 12:20 AM       
I think I saw something like this on Extreme College Sluts 16.
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Girl Drink Drunk Girl Drink Drunk is offline
Official forum judge
Girl Drink Drunk's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Canada
Old Jan 10th, 2008, 01:27 AM       
Thats pretty badass, man. Here's to hoping she's bluffing or this "tell-all" is met with hysterical laughter.
__________________
"Ignoring all the retarded anime shit and Guitar Woman fawning over a drawing to say that Toobin' is the best Tube similation since Virtual Bart."- Gadzooks
mockery.com/halloween/bag/costumequiz/default.php
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:17 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.