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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 05:17 AM        love?
ok, i work with this girrl.

she is so freaking hot it is crazy. she has been really friendly with me. mostly because i dote on her. plus i am amused to hear her run all on about girl shit. she isnt, boring, but her problems all seem sort of simple to me, and so i find listening to her talk about her life kind of soothing.

plus i prolly tell her shes pretty like a million times a minute.

so the ohter day we went and got drinks after work, just friendly drinking there was a bunch of us from work and she was just there.

then she came by work tuesday night because "she wanted me to see how pretty she looked when she was off work" and to invite me out to a bar with her thursday.

her boyfriend was to be excluded from this night of drinking, but when i got to the bar he was there. we hung out at this big ass bar for hours, and he pretty much ignored her the whole night, and her and i got plowed.

she is a very huggy, rubby drunk. HOORAY.

when they called last call, her, i, and this gay guy i konw were getting a shot, and her boyfriend got all pissy with her. he said "if you dont come right now you can just walk home"

my gay friend said "i'll give you a ride home" and her boyfriend got really pissed, and the gril decided she better get hopping.

today at work one of my friends told me that her and her BF had a huge argument in the parking lot.

i hope it was about me. if it was cause she likes me TOO much, then hooray. if it was cause he was jealous of me for no good reason, than it is almost even better. after two years of invisibility i can now once again instill fear in the hearts of men. AWSOME.
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 08:08 PM       
So you love this girl because of looks and you hope the girl gets her ass yelled at by her big, strong boyfriend?
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 08:21 AM       
if she likes you, she'll drop her boyfriend. if she doesn't , she's not worth your time.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 10:51 AM       
Going with girls still in relationships is not the way to go. Trust me, I know. Never had to deal with a big boyfriend though, that just seems to add another problem.

Love is as retarded as

Seriously, you bring love into a situation and it goes from "pretty cool" to "Fuck this, I'mma get me some rope" far too quickly. I've seen it happen a few times now. It's not pretty watching a guy fall in love, get dumped and spend the next year not washing, bathing, changing clothes or talking. Not pretty, but damned funny, in a harsh way.

I guess what I'm trying to say is Good luck.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 03:32 PM       
I suggest the almighty one night stand.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 03:52 PM       
no offense, but I think George knows about love and it's disasterous consequenses.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 06:15 PM       
George has learned when and where to stick it in, and he knows when to put it away. Just ask the good people at Food Lion.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 07:02 PM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 07:31 PM       
I can't believe that song isn't any longer than 4 minutes.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 10:14 PM       
I need to watch A Night at the Roxbury now
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 05:24 PM       
I actually watched it last night
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 06:40 PM       
Did you go to the Roxbury?
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 07:21 PM       
There is actually a club around here called the Roxbury, and yes I have been.

Do they play 90s dance music? No, they play dirty ass rap music.

But you can get some play in there if you know what Im sayin and u really can get some hella play if you are white because black people love all things that are white like milk fur women and crack know what im sayin?
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 09:11 PM       
ugggh i can not make up my mind about which girl i like better. throw in of four. all equal to me. :P damn teenage angst. i blame the hormones.
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 09:42 PM       
OMGWFTLOLBBQ!!!!1!one!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 10:04 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 07:34 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 08:19 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 02:41 PM       
i'm jealous but i HAVE a reason
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 03:03 PM       
yeah? what's your reason?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 03:05 PM       
Blind rage.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 03:08 PM       
i'm automatically jealous of anyone who doesn't have stupid hangups that prevent them from having relationships
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 03:18 PM       
we all have stupid hangups....shouldn't stop you from at least trying
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:14 PM       
unfortunately, they do

i can't start conversations with ladies, and when they start conversations with me i tend to panic and flee after a few minutes of no-eye-contact small talk
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:16 PM       
What if I told you that Cosmo was really just my girlfriend posting under his account this whole time?
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