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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 02:12 AM        Sigh
The girls thread sucks now bc you fgts interneted it up.

I propose we speak in this thread of troubles with women, speaking only in generalities as to further the sense of broad comradery between us fellas and sort of start up a pseudo-gay vibe maybe if thats cool not gay but boy ladies are a pain right guys?

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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 02:15 AM       
Ladies expect things from guys. Or they don't but you want them to. Or there is an enriching mutual agreement on what is expected.

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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 02:20 AM       
I am surrounded by slutty, idiotic women who desire slutty, idiotic men to have sex and do drugs with.

This is a problem for me, as I am in need of neither of these things and instead want a girl of substance who will act as a loving companion, and who I will do the same for.

I know it's high school and this isn't going to happen but go fuck yourself
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 02:59 AM       
I used to think the same thing about most of the girls at my high school, but once I graduated and met them again in the real world they were a lot more tolerable. People just need to grow up I guess.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:03 AM       
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I am surrounded by slutty, idiotic women who desire slutty, idiotic men to have sex and do drugs with.
I envy you, at least you aren't surrounded by nuns. I'm an idiotic man who desire slutty women to get stoned with.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 04:43 AM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 10:35 AM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 02:09 PM       
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Some very fine looking shemales if I do say so myself.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 05:51 PM       
id kinda like to think shes just bottling it up but my better judgement says shes over me

and in that top photo the one in the middle is obviously a bloke, the others are crocodile dundees but the second from right just reminds me of when dogs turn to their owners with that confused expression on their face and start whimpering. only instead of a dog its my penis.
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Old Mar 31st, 2008, 12:15 PM       
I dunno about all this cynicism guys, the grand majority of the girls I associate with are pleasant company!

Though their loud and hyper friends are somewhat annoying!
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Old Mar 31st, 2008, 12:44 PM       
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I am surrounded by slutty, idiotic women who desire slutty, idiotic men to have sex and do drugs with.

This is a problem for me, as I am in need of neither of these things and instead want a girl of substance who will act as a loving companion, and who I will do the same for.

I know it's high school and this isn't going to happen but go fuck yourself
Having a crush on trendy emo girls isn't going to help eihter
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Old Mar 31st, 2008, 03:46 PM       
It's more that I think the look a select few of them have is really goddamn cute (see the pic I posted <3)


most emo girls I think are really ugly, especially the ones who slather on eye makeup and have shit like banana stripes in their hair



another reason could be that I totally <3'd a girl who looked exactly like that about a year ago and still haven't gotten over her
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Old Mar 31st, 2008, 10:22 PM       
All the hot emo girls at my school don't go to my school anymore. D:
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Old Mar 31st, 2008, 10:37 PM       
I find it vexing that when I am consumed with making ladies like me they do, but then I find out I am prety damn cold concerning them, but if I like a lady she does not care.

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Old Apr 2nd, 2008, 05:10 AM       
I think that's pretty common. That happens to me all the time
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Old Apr 2nd, 2008, 01:05 PM       
Gotta focus your energies on the ladies, and quit giving hoes the time of day.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2008, 12:52 AM       
Agreed to Dr. Boogie.

Except Zomboid? You have *got* to stop shitting out of your ass when you sneeze. That is a big deal buster with the ladies!

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Old Apr 3rd, 2008, 12:48 PM       
Would you prefer if he shat out of any other bodily orifice?
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Old Apr 4th, 2008, 10:43 PM       
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Old Apr 8th, 2008, 06:51 AM       
What's the problem dudes? If you want to have value in a girls eyes, then become a person of value. Learn how to tell stories, spruce up the wardrobe, hit the gym, do interesting stuff. You can't fake it 'til you make it. Getting into a relationship with a girl is the easy bit, it's maintaining it that tends to be hard.
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Old Apr 8th, 2008, 01:03 PM       
If you'd go back and read what they said, their problem isn't getting into a relationship with a girl, it's getting into a relationship with the right girls. In essence they need to quit focusing on easy lays if they want to hook up with classy dames?

And the whole point of faking it is so that you don't have to make it.
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Old Apr 8th, 2008, 05:29 PM       
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:55 AM       
But Dr. Boogie, how can we destinguish a classy dame from a really gross one? Sometimes, gross dames pretend to be all classy right up until and a bit beyond when you get into a relationship with them. Then it's too late and all kinds of troubles.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 01:11 PM       
Trying paying attention. It's not just a world of debutantes and crack whores.

There's plenty in the middle. You just have to look for the signs.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:15 AM       
Fuck it I am just going to play WoW and masturbate into a sock. The more I think about it that seems like so much more fun that actually putting the effort into pretending to like what pretty girls like. I can find girls here there and inbetween I think I would just rather be alone honestly.
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