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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 03:19 PM        Wow love sucks
Well my girlfriend of 2 years now has been treating me like shit and its to the point where we dont care if we call each other. I am taking hard because she was the only girl that has made me feel loved sort to speak and all the other where just flings. Well she is being rude to me and now telling me she can hangout with any guy she wants and i said ok go ahead . and now one of them was talking shit about me and i told her something about it and the only thing she had to about it was " he's a cool guy" well i guess that makes me just want to end are friendship since someone can talk about your lover and you think their "cool" love is a myth and i think its going to stay that way in my eyes
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 04:18 PM       
the best way to get her back would be to post nudes of her
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 05:28 PM       
I think you should stay with this high school crush of yours and never try to look for anyone else who might love and/or respect you. She did for a little while, maybe you clinging to her like a tick will make her love you again.
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 06:10 PM       
Maybe if you offer to sell us some products - say, cialis or viagra - the path will become clearer for you.
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 07:06 PM       
Nail a rat to her door. She'll understand.
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 07:10 PM       
i hear the worst part of wow love is the grinding
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:11 PM       
Buy some hydrochloric acid and pour it on the hood of her car in the form of your name. She'll love it.
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 09:52 PM       
You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
You just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
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Old Apr 19th, 2008, 02:25 AM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2008, 12:51 AM       
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Well my girlfriend of 2 years now has been treating me like shit and its to the point where we dont care if we call each other. I am taking hard because she was the only girl that has made me feel loved sort to speak and all the other where just flings. Well she is being rude to me and now telling me she can hangout with any guy she wants and i said ok go ahead . and now one of them was talking shit about me and i told her something about it and the only thing she had to about it was " he's a cool guy" well i guess that makes me just want to end are friendship since someone can talk about your lover and you think their "cool" love is a myth and i think its going to stay that way in my eyes

Well stop being a doormat. You don't have to put up with horseshit just because someone is your girlfriend or boyfriend.

March over there, tell her that you're sick and tired of her bullshit, and break up once and for all with the cunt.

And don't go back to her just because you feel lonely afterwards. You're better off alone than with a worthless skank who treats you like shit.
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Old Jun 1st, 2008, 01:07 AM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2008, 03:10 AM       
You're much too late, Jeanette. He's already taken my "advice".
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Old Jun 2nd, 2008, 03:02 AM       
Just go find someone else to change your diapers, that'll make her super jealous.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 08:53 AM       
I loled.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 11:26 AM       
You should make an inspirational poster!
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Old Jun 27th, 2008, 03:08 AM       
She is screwing the guy that talked smack about you

Get a pumpkin and write a on a piece of paper "YOU" then stick that piece of paper to the pumpkin with a 10" survival knife..........she'll understand
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Old Jul 27th, 2008, 09:10 PM       
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She is screwing the guy that talked smack about you

Get a pumpkin and write a on a piece of paper "YOU" then stick that piece of paper to the pumpkin with a 10" survival knife..........she'll understand
Are you 12?
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Old Jul 27th, 2008, 10:50 PM       
Are you bumping a stagnant thread, just to reply to some old comment from a guy that hasn't posted on here in nearly a month?
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Old Jul 28th, 2008, 11:52 PM       
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Are you bumping a stagnant thread, just to reply to some old comment from a guy that hasn't posted on here in nearly a month?
Well if you ain't you the bee's knees.
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Old Jul 29th, 2008, 12:25 AM       
He probably was 12, though.
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