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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 03:48 AM        Editorials - 50 Awesome Tattoo Ideas
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 05:48 AM       
...now i will have to avoid tattoo parlors...

also wouldn't Santa Claus with his pants dropped sitting on a chimney, reading a newspaper, with the words "i got your presents right here" make a decent tattoo?
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 06:38 AM       
The Zod idea made me chuckle, mostly because I've already nick-named my junk zod.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 09:04 AM       
im going to get all of them... IN THE SAME PLACE!
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 09:59 AM       
lol greenimp that would just make one huge black square. I have a music bar with the treble clef going around my bicep, with the chords to a Beatles song tattooed on top of them
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 10:17 AM       
My friend got the Heartagram tattooed on the inside of his right wrist. I was like "Dude, you know you're a trademark of Bam now, right?"
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 11:24 AM       
With so many good ideas, you should get one of them Proto. However, if it's the Mario mushroom or Zod, no pictures please.

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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 11:40 AM       
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God, as a bearded old man clad in robes riding a motorcycle. Baby Jesus is riding in a sidecar, smoking a cigar and firing a machine gun.
I hate tatoos, but that would be awesome as one. Or as a painting... hell, even as a window in a church or as postage stamp.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 12:38 PM       
Before I clicked on it, I thought it was going to be by Max Burbank. Do you blame me?
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 01:08 PM       
I agree with BurntToShreds; this piece is very out of the typical for Mr. Proto. It sounds more like a piece by My Lord and Savior Max Burbank. It was a phenomenal read, though, and I would very much like to have the one of God and Jesus on the motorcycle.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 01:31 PM       
Heheh yeah, when he first sent me the article I had to do a double check to make sure it was him since it's usually Max who sends in big lists of 50 things like that. I'd say more, but I have an appointment to get a tat of Richard Simmons BURSTING THROUGH MY SKIN.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 01:39 PM       
So... who'll be first to bring this graphic to a tattoo shop and get it around their arm?



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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 01:41 PM       
I've done list pieces like this before (like my list of reasons why the Transformers movie would suck), but you're right, this particular one is pretty atypical for me. I like to do something different and branch out every once in a while though.

I definitely get why people might have expected this to be a Burbank piece just seeing it linked on the front page though. And I won't deny that Max is one of my biggest influences when it comes to comedy writing.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 02:11 PM       
It doesn't meet all the criteria, so let's just say this is inspired by Proto.

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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 02:12 PM       

(Forgot to add it in last comment...)
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 02:17 PM       
Boo! for the Pee Wee jab...Paul Reubens is a comic genius, even if he isn't a Puritan.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 02:49 PM       
Lighten up, man. I'm a fan of Paul Reubens.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 03:48 PM       

Here we go.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 04:03 PM       
It's totally missing the tattoo of Charlie Sheens face covering your entire face.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 04:20 PM       
Protoclown, my boo! was directed in a general way at all pee wee jabs/jokes, not at you personally. I consider you a comic genius as well.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 05:08 PM       
A friend of mine has a large tattoo on his arm of a buff-looking Satan with an erection. No, I'm not kidding.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 05:18 PM       
I think that having both Jesus and Satan on a convertible with girls on the back seat while they all drink a beer and rock witt celestial (hellish) fervor will be just plain badass.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 08:45 PM       
Always thought a tattoo of a massive handlebar mustache on the face would be 7 shades of awesome
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 09:54 PM       
The Vincent Price one actually sounds pretty cool.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 11:41 PM       
The Richard Simmons one may be the gayest thing I've ever seen, except for two guys doing it.

Which I've totally never seen.
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