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Old Aug 15th, 2008, 09:56 PM        Bigfoot found in Georgia
In the state of George a few men claimed they have found bigfoot, have his dead body in a cooler and know where the bigfeet nest is.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/15/big...ody/index.html

Reading through they said that they weren't looking for it and wouldn't know how to look for it whatsoever even if they were. They just stumbled upon it. After first thinking they're lying I thought "Hey, what if they're not lying"

What if some other people were planning on dressing up like bigfoot, then parading around for some of their friends to get exclusive footage. Then all of a sudden these fools came in, shot the people and thought it was the real bigfoot.
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Old Aug 16th, 2008, 12:14 AM       
This is the prize that Putin & Medvedev seek.

But that damn Saakashvili wants the the bigfeet all to himself.

Former Soviets all have the bigfeet fetish.
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Old Aug 16th, 2008, 12:21 AM       
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 12:36 AM       
Since when is Bigfoot found in Georgia?
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 05:28 AM       
bigfoots are fond of inbreeding
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Old Aug 18th, 2008, 04:33 PM       
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Since when is Bigfoot found in Georgia?
They moved there after the Bigfoot / Sasquach debacle of 1994
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Old Aug 18th, 2008, 08:09 PM       
So they tested Bigfoots DNA and it came back 96% human and 4% opossum. This only makes me worry more.
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Old Aug 19th, 2008, 10:17 AM       
So... this is there alibi for killing there friend? "Oh i have it! We can clue a bunch of possum hair on him and say we found big foot while out hunting! Yea! No one will suspect a thing!"
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Old Aug 19th, 2008, 10:26 AM       


They apparently put him in a bigfoot costume first.
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Old Aug 19th, 2008, 03:30 PM       
Well, its been revealed as a hoax, obviously, but I think that they might exist. Jane Goodall, the foremost primatologist in the world, thinks its within the realm of possibility, and there are large areas of the United States and Canada which are still wilderness, big enough for it to roam.

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Old Aug 19th, 2008, 08:23 PM       
I stopped listening to Jane Goodall once I heard what she did to Mel Silverback.
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Old Aug 19th, 2008, 08:54 PM       
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So... this is there alibi for killing there friend? "Oh i have it! We can clue a bunch of possum hair on him and say we found big foot while out hunting! Yea! No one will suspect a thing!"
the perfect plan
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Old Aug 19th, 2008, 11:45 PM       
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I stopped listening to Jane Goodall once I heard what she did to Mel Silverback.
I met her once. She's the nicest lady on Earth.
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I met her once. She's the nicest lady on Earth.
It's not her who I was thinking of. Is there a Diane Fossey?
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Old Aug 20th, 2008, 10:25 AM       
Diane Fossey was murdered with a machete TO THE FACE because she hung out with gorillas.
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It's not her who I was thinking of. Is there a Diane Fossey?
Dian Fossey = Studied gorillas, head split open with machete, probably by Rwandan poachers

Jane Goodall = Studied chimps, alive and well
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Old Aug 20th, 2008, 01:20 PM       
Hmm, I'm just going to go ahead and apologize then.
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Old Aug 21st, 2008, 12:22 AM       
It saddens me to think that every time we in the South try to break stereotypes, someone from Georgia does something like this.
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It saddens me to think that every time we in the South try to break stereotypes, someone from Georgia does something like this.
wtf are you talking about? The girl with the panga to the face or the big foot?
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wtf are you talking about? The girl with the panga to the face or the big foot?
The bigfoot story. Bigfoot sightings/hoaxes are up there with UFOs in redneck country.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 03:35 PM       
You'd think someone who was a cop would have better sensibility than that.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 05:56 PM       
A friend of mine was driving home from band practice and ran off the highway and freaked out because he saw a UFO. Turns out it was a WWE SummerSlam blimp.
This is Cackalacky for ya.

I really want Bigfoot to be real, but skepticism takes hold til DNA evidence is presented.

If you Google the perpetrators names you can see that they've hoaxed before. Because of that I wasn't holding out much hope when these douchebags made the claim. I hope they at least gave back the money they made off of it and paid back the money it took to attempt to validate their claim. I'm glad the cop got fired though.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2008, 09:07 AM       
it's all fake like martians. and star wars too. he's fake so get used to it.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2008, 10:25 AM       
I hate when people fake things like this. Because there's just as many sightings that are unexplainable with people telling the truth and if idiots lie about it, the rarer cases are ignored.

Jimmy Carter saw a UFO once. He was also attacked, while fishing, by a large swimming rabbbit (which is apparently a real breed of rabbit).
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