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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:11 PM        Large Hadron Collider again
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:22 PM       
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:23 PM       
Shhhhh, don't wish out loud! It wont come true!
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:24 PM       
Has anyone called this the Large Hardon Collider yet? lol
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:24 PM       
Yeah, Encyclopedia Dramatica did
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:26 PM       
Oh ok, then it must not be funny after all.
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 02:56 PM       
Does somebody actually take this shit seriously?
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Old Sep 8th, 2008, 03:34 PM       
Yeah, stupid people. Lots of them. One chicken little retard screams about something they don't know anything about and all of a sudden they have the whole chicken coop squawking and parroting them.
Who needs education when you can just speculate that scientists want to kill everybody?
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 12:29 AM       
It could be worse. They could be playing that fucking song by Europe all the time.

And how can I get to be the guy that turns it on?
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And how can I get to be the guy that turns it on?
Put on cologne and wear something sexy.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 11:13 AM       
Hai Karate and a silk robe. Got it.

Anybody got a Barry White CD I can borrow?
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 12:25 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 03:47 PM       
Black holes and strangelets are a-coming. And they want our wimmins.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 04:06 PM       
I'd be more amused by them being unable to spot the Higgs boson.

I need to find the number for my old physics professor so I can call her up and mockingly screech Neener Neener Nyner.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 04:18 PM       
Did you physics prof say they would never do this or something?
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 05:09 PM       
I'd be more amused if they actually turn the fucking thing on.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 05:18 PM       
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I'd be more amused by them being unable to spot the Higgs boson.

I need to find the number for my old physics professor so I can call her up and mockingly screech Neener Neener Nyner.
I heard Hawking bet someone $100 they wouldn't find it.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 05:19 PM       
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Thursday at noon.

Crowbar by my side.

Those headcrabs won't know what hit 'em.

Wait, no. Can't they hold it off for another 10 days or so? My birthday is the 18th. I'd like to get one last hurrah in.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 05:36 PM       
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Did you physics prof say they would never do this or something?
I had an argument with her right before I dropped out that her science would all fall apart if they couldn't find the Higgs boson.

She assured me that she had faith in it being found.

I stamped my foot, wagged my finger and stuttered something about faith's place in science.

Then I went and sat in a stairwell and had a good cry.
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 09:57 PM       
im going to the local kindergarten to tell little kids they're going to die tomorrow!
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The "local kindergarten", you say
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 12:08 AM       
Oh... Thursday's activation is just going to be a test of the beams. There won't be any actual particle collisions going on until October 21. Looks like you're good, El Blanco.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 12:10 AM       
I don't think it could create a black hole. That requires the collapse of a star. Which is really really really big. I don't think two protons colliding at the speed of light can do much.

but perhaps, just perhaps theyll rip a hole straight through to another dimension!
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 12:31 AM       
Hey New Guy, you should've just stopped at "I don't think" because your opinion on physics seems to indicated that you do not at all.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 12:38 AM       
Better yet what if the collider created SUPER PARTICLES and like fuckin' QUASARS

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