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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 03:59 AM        I love russian editorials.
All pretense of objectivity is thrown out the window, and we get something like a retarded Matt Taibbi on way too much coke.

http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/col...4-palindevil-0

The candidate for the Vice Presidency of the United States of America, whose experience in small town politics, mothers´day dos and the local hockey club is her claim to fame, threatened to open the gates of Hell by attacking Russia in the event of another invasion of Georgia in a televised interview on ABC (shown today). One question for this self-opinionated upstart: Do you know what a nuclear holocaust is?

Sarah Palin, Mrs. Nobody know-it-all shreiking cow from Alaska, the joke of American politics, plied with a couple of vodkas before letting rip in front of incredulous audiences while McCain coos in the background, cuts a ridiculous figure as she strives to be taken seriously.

How can anyone whose husband is a member of the Alaska Independence Party and who is running for the Vice Presidency of the Union be taken seriously? How indeed can the Republican Party be taken seriously for not vetting this female, or have they not yet discovered the skeletons in her closet? We have.

So Sarah Palin, Mrs. Hockey Mom housewife-cum-small-town gossip merchant and cheap little guttersnipe, suppose you shut up and allowed real politicians and diplomats to do their work? Threatening Russia with a war is perhaps the most irresponsible thing anyone could do at this moment in time. Have you any idea what a nuclear holocaust is? Have you any notion of the power of Russia’s armed forces? Did you know that Russia has enough missiles to destroy any target anywhere on Earth in seconds?

And have you not forgotten, you pith-headed little bimbo from the back of beyond, that small detail about the slaughter of Russian citizens by Georgians, which started the whole debacle? So next time suppose you keep your mouth shut and while you’re at it, make sure the members of your family keep their legs shut too. Your country has enough failed mothers as it is.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 06:50 AM       
They had one this week titled "Sarah Palin: Worthless Bag of Hair"
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 12:10 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 02:06 PM       
"Have you any notion of the power of Russia’s armed forces?"

Are they kidding?

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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 02:14 PM       
They've had twenty years to rebuild, you should've ended them as a threat when their union collapsed.

Plus they haven't had their forces depleted by pointless action in far away lands.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 02:29 PM       
Ya, they've only been completely bankrupt. that can't hurt a military
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 02:32 PM       
And depopulating.

That can't hurt a military.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 02:32 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 02:42 PM       
"Your country has enough failed mothers as it is."

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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 02:50 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:15 PM       
Mother Russia the biggest failure of a mother.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:24 PM       
Ivanov applied to the Communist Party. The party committee conducts an interview.
"Comrade Ivanov, do you smoke?"
"Yes, I do a little."
"Do you know that comrade Lenin did not smoke and advised other communists not to smoke?"
"If comrade Lenin said so, I shall cease smoking."
"Do you drink?"
"Yes, a little."
"Comrade Lenin strongly condemned drunkenness."
"Then I shall cease drinking."
"Comrade Ivanov, what about women?"
"A little...."
"Do you know that comrade Lenin strongly condemned amoral behavior?"
"If comrade Lenin condemned, I shall not love them any longer."
"Comrade Ivanov, will you be ready to sacrifice your life for the Party?"
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 04:24 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 05:26 PM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 02:28 AM       
I just wan't you all to know that although I was in New York at the time, I slept through September 11th.
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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 09:00 PM       
I hear she's meeting the Afghan president Karzai in New York next week - I wonder what the sound bite will be this time?

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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 09:10 PM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 09:15 PM       
Apparently "in Russia paper shreads you" is still commonplace.
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