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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 03:45 PM        Hubby's Birthday
Once again I ask you lot:
What should I get for Jim's birthday?
I need a plan, but I've done everything from surprise party, a gallon of jager, and cupcakes that look like titties.
Though I rarely get or do anything you guys post, I like the entertainment and you may inspire me.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 03:45 PM       
Make a card on MS paint!
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 03:46 PM       
You married a man? You're a fag.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 03:49 PM       
I can use photoshop now bitch!
I graduated!

And yes, I am a fag. I like teh penis.
At least this penis.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 03:52 PM       
Stick with MS paint. Trust me, you don't want him to think your smart (major turn off).
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 03:59 PM       
Have you tried the whipped cream surprise?
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:10 PM       
He doesn't like food and sex together. One before the other.
Oh wob, he's been with me for 7 years, he knows I'm retarded and not a threat.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:12 PM       
A double dong dildo.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:14 PM       
Honestly why do they even make single dong dildos anymore?
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:18 PM       
Seriously!
Don't they realize there are stupid people who get confused about which end to insert?
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:22 PM       
And you can alternate sides! Who wants to have to run the dishwasher every freaking day?
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:22 PM       
When he's finished the gallon of Jager tattoo Blackie Lawless from WASP onto his chest.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:25 PM       
Maybe Tadao meant a dildo with a two dongs on the same end.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:26 PM       
YOU KNOW WHAT PAC-MAN THATS JUST GROSS.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:34 PM       
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When he's finished the gallon of Jager tattoo Blackie Lawless from WASP onto his chest.
You wouldn't be able to see it underneath the Tom Jones chest rug.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:37 PM       
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YOU KNOW WHAT PAC-MAN THATS JUST GROSS.
That's probably what this guys doctor said

http://digg.com/educational/A_man_with_two_penis
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:45 PM       
Iguanas have 2 dicks.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:47 PM       
Fuck!
I really wish I hadn't watched that.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 04:52 PM       
Yeah. Too much of a good thing.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 05:21 PM       
Import a bottle of Brenivan for him so that he can become an icelandic stew-eating muscleman
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 05:22 PM       
Sorry, Brennivin
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 05:23 PM       
I want a gallon of jaeger.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 07:11 PM       
Brennivin?
Hmmm, that could be an idea.
I'm getting some Lebanese moonshine soon, so I could make an alcoholic's care package!
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 09:16 PM       
You could put it in him.
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Maybe you could.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 11:31 PM       
"It"?
Which "it"?
My "it"?
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