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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 11:14 AM        20,000 to be stationed in US by 2011
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 07:18 PM       
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THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES ARMY HAS BEEN STATIONED IN THE UNITED STATES AT SOME POINT IN TIME

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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 10:36 AM       
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THIS JUST IN:

THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES ARMY HAS BEEN STATIONED IN THE UNITED STATES AT SOME POINT IN TIME


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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 12:11 AM       
All we need now is one huge attack and the government can quickly establish it's "New World Order". Horay!
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 11:14 AM       
Grow up. "New World Order" ? It'll never happen.



Hey! What's this on the back of my American currency? "Novus Ordo Seclorum"? Prolly some kinda Canadian/Chinese/Mexican/French shit.
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 02:03 PM       
The funny thing is, the concept of the NWO would require greater cooperation than humans are capable of. People just deny that it's in our nature to destroy ourselves.

yes, that was kind of said in T2.
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 08:40 PM       
It would be more alarming if 20,000 Chinese soldiers were going to be stationed here by 2011.
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Old Dec 15th, 2008, 03:33 AM       
There are proably more than 20,000 Chinese reservists here if you think about it. My freind used to date a Chinese girl who was in the military before she came to the US. From what I gather two years of service is mandatory for graduating high school students. So if you look at the amount of immagrants that came here so far age 18 to 30, thats how many foreign soldiers are here.
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Old Dec 15th, 2008, 02:50 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2008, 03:23 PM       
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 08:25 PM       
both hitler and w. bush signed directives 51, ya know??
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 10:34 PM       
Yeah but Bush is leaving. WOOOO WOOOO! HERE COMES THE CHANGE TRAIN!!!!!
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 05:56 PM       
Shit, I think it's a great idea. If we could deploy 20,000 troops to North St. Louis, we wouldn't be in the Top 10 Most Dangerous Cities list every fucking year.
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 06:57 PM       
Geggy, the way you compare Bush to Hitler, does that mean you admire Bush too?
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