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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 04:12 PM        Scientist accidentally injects self with Ebola.......D'OH!
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 04:59 PM       
That's like the worst way to kill yourself. And the nastiest.
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 05:00 PM       
I could have sworn I typed "Hahahahahahaha" in here

Anyways, is it a painful death?
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 05:01 PM       
yea that sucks youd think theyd have some other method that doesn't involve injecting tiny things with tiny things
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 05:04 PM       
Ebola practically turns you into a bag of fluids. Organ failure, crashing and bleeding out, all that good shit.

It is the only thing in the world that scares the shit out of me more than Jake Busey.
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 05:23 PM       
Yeah, it might as well be paint thinner for your internal organs. Just liquefies you, from the inside, in a very short amount of time.
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 05:25 PM       
Oh, so dieing from a rattlesnake bite is more painful then.
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 05:36 PM       
A rattlesnake bite is localized burning, hideous swelling, painful heart rate changes.

Ebola is a catastrophic headache, malaria-like onset (high fever, chills), and about a week of misery before your guts flow in a torrent of blood out your ass.

I dunno, you choose.
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Old Mar 28th, 2009, 08:43 PM       
I think ..... I choose ..... both!
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 02:05 PM       
Personally I would rather die from the snake. If Natural Borne Killers is to believed, you go on an indian spirit journey before you die.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 01:15 AM       
The vaccine hasn't really been tested on humans, so they had to have the Health Minister sign off on it within an hour of finding out about it.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 10:42 AM       
So has she made it to today?
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 10:45 AM       
if you had ebola would the rattlesnake even bite you?
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 11:49 AM       
http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2009/...-accident.html

The scientist is still OK! :O
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 01:45 PM       
I hope she does alright. I hope that she didn't get it.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 02:10 PM       
I cant wait to hear if she was actually infected and the vaccine worked or if she got incredibly lucky and was never infected.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 02:22 PM       
Wouldn't it be a bitch if she wasn't infected in the first place and some fluke of the vaccine's properties gave it to her?
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 03:17 PM       
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Wouldn't it be a bitch if she wasn't infected in the first place and some fluke of the vaccine's properties gave it to her?
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 07:49 PM       
I think the skin on your tongue starts to slough off, as well. It's basically one big clusterfuck in viral form.
Also, if anyone wants to learn more about Ebola, pick up The Hot Zone by Richard Preston. Great book.
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 08:11 PM       
Haha, that's exactly the book that scared the shit out me when I was a kid.
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Old Apr 9th, 2009, 01:11 AM       
I recommend Ebola by William Close, mainly because it's nonfiction and still scary as all hell.
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Old Apr 9th, 2009, 10:13 AM       
The Hot Zone is non-fiction as well.
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 08:38 AM       
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