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Old May 22nd, 2009, 11:05 AM        Mind Control?
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Old May 23rd, 2009, 02:23 AM       
without having watched that video at all I'm wondering if he actually regrets decisions he has made such as drug use, being schizophrenic, and/or small penis.
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Old May 24th, 2009, 07:19 PM       
I regret deciding to have a small penis.
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Old May 29th, 2009, 01:04 AM       
How come? Doesn't it make y ou happy when girls poke it, or squiggle it around or giggle when its in their mouth and say that its cute?
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Old May 29th, 2009, 03:38 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2009, 03:42 PM       
even gay guys have to enjoy it when women try to use their penises as lassos, right?

DONT EVEN TRY TO TELL ME THAT UNIQUE JOY IS PARTICULAR ONLY TO STRAIGHT FOLK.
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Old May 29th, 2009, 03:48 PM       
lassos?
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Old May 29th, 2009, 03:54 PM       
yea... you know... those long rope things you swing around your head and use to catch cattle or children or whatever pub goes for.
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Old May 30th, 2009, 09:53 PM       
Right but how do you... Never mind...
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Old May 31st, 2009, 02:07 AM       
Step one) Put hand on base of penis
Step two) Swing penis in circle
Step three) release penis
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 06:57 PM       
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Step one) Put hand on base of penis
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Wouldn't you have to hang a weight off the end or something first? Or be Mr. Fantastic?
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:00 PM       
OMG GOD YOU ARE SO CLEVER! PLEASE POST MORE!
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:12 PM       
I DON'T DO REQUESTS
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:30 PM       
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Why do you even talk to Tadao, he's a jerk.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:40 PM       
I just figured that was normal for him, so I stopped taking it personally.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:42 PM       
Normal reaction to a tard on the net.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:44 PM       
I love you too dear.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:55 PM       
You do, don't you. Why do girls always go for jerks?
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 08:01 PM       
Heh, I'm the only reason she stays. : pimp
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 08:09 PM       
In the thick of the evening when the dealing got rough,
She was too pat to open and too cool to bluff.
As I picked up my matches and was closing the door,
I had one of those flashes Id been there before, been there before.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:16 PM       
i dunno my penis can be used as a lasso pretty easily so maybe you guys are just packin light
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:17 PM       
im packin light but i never heard any complaints, winky/frowny emoticon
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:18 PM       
have you ever attempted to use it in the capacity of a lasso?
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:21 PM       
no but like wonder woman's lariat its touch causes people to tell the truth
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