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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 12:46 PM        Please just go away ...
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 04:10 PM       
No way! She is the best possible option after our current President is impeached next year when everyone wakes up to the mistake they made.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 04:28 PM       
No way! She says she can see Russia from her doorstep and who wants a female Peeping Tom running the country?

God knows what she can see from the White House lawn!
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 04:31 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 04:32 PM       
AND... I for one LOVE that fancy pageant walkin'.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 04:34 PM       
Did she say she could see Putin getting changed through his window because, as a Russian, he couldn't afford curtains?

She would make out with fellow future-president Yulia Tymoshenko. Then they'd double team Russia.
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She would make out with fellow future-president Yulia Tymoshenko. Then they'd double team Russia.
That would be the hottest thing in politics EVER! We could just end the world after that.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 05:07 PM       
You make fine points. Sarah and Yulia - that would definitely be worth the money on pay-per-view. Probably solve the economic crisis in one fell swoop.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 05:11 PM       
Frigid bitches are never fun for happy sex time parties. I'd rather watch Yulia solo.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 05:18 PM       
Aaah, just pour a few drinks into her, I bet she turns into tiger-woman!
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 05:23 PM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 04:39 AM       
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No way! She is the best possible option after our current President is impeached next year when everyone wakes up to the mistake they made.
Don't you live in China or something?
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 01:04 PM       
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A female peeping tom is a "peeping mary".

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A female peeping tom is a "peeping mary".

(No, I'm not one, I just read about it )
Why not "Peeping Thomasina"? Just askin'.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 03:08 PM       
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Don't you live in China or something?
What has that got to do with anything?
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 05:27 PM       
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Why not "Peeping Thomasina"? Just askin'.
Actually, I think that version is used. I swear I heard it before... (no, not said to me)
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 06:13 PM       
Whats up with you women and not trying to get a peek.
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 10:06 PM       
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Why not "Peeping Thomasina"? Just askin'.
Don't look at me, I don't coin sex terms.

If I did the penis would have a better sounding name.
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