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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 11:40 AM        Governor Mark Sanford
This may be beating a dead horse, but when I saw this quotation (from the SC State Senate Majority Leader, no less) I had to wonder:

COLUMBIA (CNN) Six more Republicans in the South Carolina Senate are calling on Mark Sanford to resign, including Majority Leader Harvey Peeler. […] Peeler told CNN that Sanford "has lost his ability to lead, and I'm afraid he has lost his ability to function as a man."

How would he know that last bit, exactly? Have the two of them been meeting surreptitiously in men's rooms lately, à la Larry "I am not gay!" Craig?

Inquiring minds want to know, dammit.
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 11:45 AM       
Do they really want to know? I mean really?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2009, 05:22 PM       
Man that woman from Argentina must of had some serious moves.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2009, 12:34 AM       
Most southerners are gay.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2009, 02:59 PM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2009, 07:30 PM       
Don't sweat it. He is just projecting.
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Old Jul 4th, 2009, 08:18 PM       
I think he functioned quite well as a man. That was the problem.
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Old Jul 4th, 2009, 09:58 PM       
How do you know, ZQ?
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 07:34 PM       
Well I judged it on the fact that he was apparently horny enough to try to sneak over to Argentina without anyone noticing (I'm just going one continent over! No one will ever find out...)
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 12:22 PM       
So... If you were a man and were gong to cheat, how would you pull it off ZQ?
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 12:27 PM       
Research?
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 01:18 PM       
Maybe if its good.
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So... If you were a man and were gong to cheat, how would you pull it off ZQ?
Veeeery carefully...
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 06:36 PM       
ZQ's hormones are acting up.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 09:13 PM       
You mean she's legal?
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 09:14 PM       
I mean, in a state other than West Virginia.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 10:06 PM       
Have at it then!

EDIT: I mean her, of course.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 10:21 PM       
No way, I wouldn't damage ZQ like that. It's not ZQ btw. Some of you might remember dirtyxblonde, she's chill.
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Old Jul 9th, 2009, 05:36 AM       
Yes, she had a couple of historic posts bBCF.
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Old Jul 10th, 2009, 12:29 AM       
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No way, I wouldn't damage ZQ like that.
Aw, thanks.

I doubt I'd cheat really. In real life I'm sort of shy, depending on what day it is.
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It's ok to cheat if it's in Argentina.
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Old Jul 10th, 2009, 10:18 AM       
Anywhere in Latin America really.
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In real life I'm sort of shy, depending on what day it is.
How about today?
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How about today?
Bit bolder, as I just was outside running around. If I've just been active, eaten, or am tired, I tend to be crazy(er)
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