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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 10:38 AM        Those crazy Ruskies


Here is one ejecting from a jet at mach 2.
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 11:53 AM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 12:57 PM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 08:44 PM       
That plane is painted like a pepsi can.
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Old Jul 29th, 2009, 12:05 AM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2009, 12:13 AM       
Or, you know, when in a blue fucking sky.
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Old Jul 29th, 2009, 12:23 AM       
In Soviet Russia, ejector seat rides yoSHUT THE FUCK UP
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Old Jul 29th, 2009, 06:42 PM       
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Old Jul 30th, 2009, 05:32 PM       
wonder what happened to the other 800?
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Old Jul 30th, 2009, 07:29 PM       
That says 108, it's just painted on the wrong side of the plane so it's backwards.
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 06:38 PM       
That doesn't even begin to make sense
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Old Jul 31st, 2009, 08:07 PM       
its so you can read it properly in your rear view mirror
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Old Aug 1st, 2009, 01:27 AM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2009, 05:03 AM       
the movie thats based on the book that that one really cool video game is based on?
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Old Aug 1st, 2009, 10:21 AM       
SOUNDS LIKE IT.
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Old Aug 1st, 2009, 10:21 AM       
Here's the movie that was shot for:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerosene_Cowboys
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Old Aug 1st, 2009, 03:43 PM       
yep that's the movie. So far i liked solaris betterbut i should probably watch it less tired and stoned
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Old Aug 6th, 2009, 12:05 AM       
I fail to see what's so funny here. All Russian logic is perfect and without flaw.

I still feel like vodka may have been involved.
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Old Aug 12th, 2009, 01:01 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 03:09 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 08:12 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2009, 02:34 AM       
Imagine having to glue all the tiles for that mosaic and not knowing what the fuck it was for the whole time you were doing it.
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