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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 04:00 AM        Halloween Safety Second Edition: An Educational Film From 1985
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 10:08 AM       
Halloween has come to I-Mockery and it's brought talking jack-o-lanterns.

I love September.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 12:26 PM       
I love the :O pumpkin face right before the oncoming doom.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 05:12 PM       
The guts scooping animated gif cracked me up. There's nothing like seeing Halloween footage and images from the 70s and 80s. Something about it seemed much more sinister and dangerous than it is now.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:04 PM       
actually I have to say ROG, I made that robot costume 2 years back, and it seriously was a pain in the ass to move about, that and being 6'3 in a giant cardboard tinfoil robot costume. Doors were a complete nitemare, children ran in terror, drinks and tables were knocked over. However, it was the most bitchin Costume around!
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:19 PM       
I was listening to Altered Images "See Those Eyes" this morning as I read the article. Makes amusing background music for the animated GIFs.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 06:52 PM       
This brings back memories. I remember watching this in class back when I was like in 1st grade.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 07:28 PM       
this one cracked me up great article
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 11:13 PM       
what the hell was all over that candy bar?

and that is definitely not what i imagine pumpkins sounding like.
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Old Sep 1st, 2009, 11:52 PM       
Dude this is classic i-Mockery. I have been waiting for an article like this for a long time!
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Old Sep 2nd, 2009, 04:21 AM       
at least they dident end up dressed like a klan member going to a rave like last year
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Old Sep 2nd, 2009, 10:27 AM       
That was some really great funky-disco at the beginning.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2009, 07:27 PM       
not as funny as the first one but still pretty funny
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Old Sep 2nd, 2009, 11:42 PM       
I love these old safety videos. Someone should take the creepier clips and put them in a slasher movie.

"This Halloween...Safety tape won't save you."
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Old Sep 2nd, 2009, 11:57 PM       
What? There's no Incredibly Serious Cat?
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 12:37 AM       
I know Julio, I missed that cat too. I guess the old saying about sequels never being quite as good as the originals apply to educational films as well. After all, the original didn't have a condescending animated talking pumpkin...
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 10:13 AM       
Hilarious. I thought it was a bit sad that Corey and her father were so formal and awkward around each other like they barely knew each other: "have you ever seen the inside of a pumpkin before?" I get the feeling he isn't around much anymore.

Also, the introduction with the floating masks could be the start for a great music video for The Cure.
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Old Sep 4th, 2009, 02:16 AM       
Holy &$*#, I so remember watching this... I love how the pumpkin is a creepy voyeuristic perv... Happy Halloween!
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 07:04 PM       
Damn. Nobody ever gave me pills when I went trick or treating. I feel so deprived.
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Old Sep 7th, 2009, 12:38 AM       
Well there's always this year, Desert_Screams. And if they don't just hand the pills out to you, offer to raid their medicine cabinets. And while you're in there, go for the Flintstones vitamins. Or better yet, see if they have an old pack of Monster vitamins!
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Old Sep 7th, 2009, 09:10 AM       
Are you sure those "pills" weren't just orange-flavored tic tacs?
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 01:55 PM       
That pumpkin is a jerk.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 06:16 PM       
All the kids dressin' like witches and ghost-es.
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Old Dec 15th, 2009, 05:48 PM       
LOL! OMG! I remember when they showed us this video in 2nd Grade. So old!
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