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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 06:24 PM        The Greatest Horror Movie Moments - Automaton Transfusion
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 07:29 PM       
By the way, the reason the screencaps look so thin is because the letterboxing on this particular movie was twice as thick. I've never seen anything like it before. So kudos to them for being pioneers.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 07:44 PM       
lol, That movie sounds pretty deplorable. If Jason isn't around to discourage pre-marital sex, I guess the zombies have to pick up the pieces.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 08:01 PM       
That alone might make it worth watching. Is it?
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 08:08 PM       
It reminds me of the fact that a pregnant woman suggested a similar death for herself to George Romero during the filming of Dawn of the Dead. I don't know why George didn't go for it, it being the death and that woman, since any woman who suggests that is just about perfect.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 08:18 PM       
HAHA! I picked this up in a $5 bin 6 months ago or so.

What the good doctor isn't telling you all is that while the zombie is eating the baby you can clearly hear a whiny, comical "my baby"

I had to watch this scene 3 times, just about in tears with laughter.
This movie absolutely sucks, but that scene alone was absolutely worth the price of the dvd.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 08:32 PM       
I assume that DougClayton4231 called it.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 08:51 PM       
I was almost an extra in this movie when they were down in Orlando.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 09:05 PM       
I should check this out.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 09:13 PM       
It's really just a terrible movie. It tries to be overly serious in spite of how poorly executed every aspect of the film is, and half the time I couldn't even tell where the characters were, or how they got there. And the characters don't show any emotion beyond yelling.

Bad acting, bad camerawork, bad directing, bad everything, really. This moment really was the only thing I took away from the film, apart from the tuly hilarious joke at the very end of the movie.

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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 09:16 PM       
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I was almost an extra in this movie when they were down in Orlando.
Haha what made you change your mind? Dignity? Good taste?
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 09:52 PM       
I swear I could tell everything about this movie just by looking at the poster up top. I rent a lot of movies, and in recent years I've noticed that the horror section of my local video store is chock full of DVDs with grimy white covers depicting some sort of horribly gory effect that looks way better than anything actually seen in the movie.

Why grimy white covers? Because Hostel and the Saw movies have them and those were successful. Why so much gore on the cover? Because you can't put that sort of thing on an theatrical movie poster and these all went direct to DVD, but at least it's eye-catching.

You may as well have a neon sign that says "derivative crap" on the box.
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Old Sep 19th, 2009, 12:06 AM       
Wow, that is the best idea for a horror scene involving a baby I've heard of since the baby-zombie-almost-in-the-blender thing in Dead Alive.
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Old Sep 19th, 2009, 03:32 AM       
i youtubed the scene after Wyldflame mentioned the hillarity, it's the best laugh i had all day
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Haha what made you change your mind? Dignity? Good taste?
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Old Sep 19th, 2009, 05:11 AM       
geeze, they couldve made this movie for that cheap in like, some 3rd world nation maybe, but this is just terrible. obviously they wasted their budget. =/
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Old Sep 19th, 2009, 01:46 PM       
My friend made me watch this movie.

I hate him now.

And yeah, that's probably the only good scene.
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Old Sep 19th, 2009, 02:50 PM       
if you liked this baby eating scene, you should check out the one in antropophagus directed by joe d'amato. it's a pretty horrible movie in the fact that it's so SLOW, but once it gets going it's alright. you even get to see a cannibal eating themselves, so, hooray for america.
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Old Sep 19th, 2009, 07:13 PM       
This movies sucks.
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Old Sep 20th, 2009, 02:17 PM       
Baby eaters... carry on into zombie life.
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Old Sep 20th, 2009, 07:04 PM       
I have yet to see this one, myself, but I saw the box for it for the first time last year. I work at Wal-Mart and was getting returns for my department when someone was trying to return the DVD, saying it was the worst film they'd ever seen. When I mentioned something about seeing it myself sometime for my site, he offered to sell it to me (since Wal-Mart policy is that, if a DVD or game's open, you can only trade it in for the same movie or game).
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 02:07 PM       
Baby eating...

ITS AWWWWWRIGHT!
(Sorry, I... I couldn't resist myself).
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 08:23 PM       
If the movie had been made for $30, I'd say "Well done"-- but to end up with this after spending thirty grand....silly, silly people.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 03:21 PM       
If you want GOOD HORROR now a days you gotta go with the french, Inside is the most emotionaly and phisically brutal horror film I've seen in years and Martyrs is pretty damn close too.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 05:53 PM       
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\ so, hooray for america.

No no, Hooray for you.

And hooray...for us all.
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