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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 03:28 AM        If you're going to Iceland..
..and you crave a Big Mac, you'll be disappointed.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Icelan....html?x=0&.v=6
When even Mcdonald's doesn't want to do business with you, you know you've failed.
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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 07:26 AM       
Meanwhile, Iceland clasps it's hands and whispers "just as planned..."
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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 11:57 AM       
Big Mac?

Iceland is better off without.
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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 03:10 PM       
It's more like Iceland wants nothing to do with McDonald's.
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Old Oct 28th, 2009, 06:44 PM       
Icelanders are to pretentious to eat fast food anyway. Bunch of fish eating lesbians.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 12:21 AM       
Dude I was planning on going to Iceland just for the McDonalds....Guess there is no reason to go there now.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 02:41 AM       
I have never understood how people can like big macs. They're awful.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 02:47 AM       
What the fuck, man.

They aren't chalupas, I guess, but they aren't fucking Arby's either.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 09:04 AM       
I don't know about other people but the taste of big macs has been programmed into my brain to kick of my happiness and contentment chemicals. It must be a drug or something they are allowed to use. It's kinda like a cigarette, you smoke you get that contentment feeling.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 11:50 AM       
Micky Ds is the worst place to go for a burger. Hell Wendies has a better burger.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 04:34 PM       
In-n-Out>all.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 04:38 PM       
I used to love In-N-Out when I didn't live next to one.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 04:47 PM       
Got tired of it?
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 04:50 PM       
Whataburger son.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 04:54 PM       
You're just saying that because you're an ignorant Southerner

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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 05:01 PM       


A1 thick and hearty burger. End of discussion.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 05:10 PM       
i think whataburger wins

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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 05:18 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 05:30 PM       
My stepdad had a similar ordeal with a house he was renting out.

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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 05:34 PM       
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Got tired of it?
I think that it really is just a shitty burger and that the excitement is gone once it is available to you. Probably like a White Castle burger.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 05:34 PM       
Before I got married I had a roommate who thought it went in the sink. That was the worst.
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 06:25 PM       
Eating a big mac is like eating a dried turd covered in mayonnaise scented suntan lotion.
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 04:12 AM       
Hungry Jacks used to make a hamburger with bacon, egg and beetroot in it. Everyday after school I would eat one or two of them. It was good. In fact I used to stuff my face with every single type of fast food hamburger known to ma.. Australia.

Haven't had junk food for a few years now.
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 06:43 PM       
I just eat burgers at the place by my house. Some iranian guy cooks em up. 2 for 5.50, probably the best burger I've ever had.
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