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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 11:02 PM        DC sniper has been EXECUTED
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...0-sniper_N.htm
And was Al Queda, apparently.
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 11:25 PM       
Muhammad, 48, died in five minutes at 9:11 p.m. from a lethal injection

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Old Nov 11th, 2009, 12:58 AM       
Good riddance.
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Old Nov 11th, 2009, 01:11 AM       
this is the only terrorist/serial killer that ever scared me. i rode busses, had to walk around DC, and worked at a gas station when this asshole was in business. i was paranoid all the time

i met chief moose once and thanked him from the bottom of my heart.
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Old Nov 11th, 2009, 01:17 AM       
Seriously what a bunch of cocksucks.

I hate how when people go on murderous rampages they don't kill anyone worthwhile. "I KILLED A BUS DRIVER AND SOME GUY PUMPING GAS, YEEHAW IM STRIKING THOSE CAPITALIST PIGS WHERE IT HURTS." Plus they only killed like ten fucking people anyway.

"I WAS GONNA BUILD A TERRORIST CAMP OUTSIDE OF TOWN AND WE WERE GONNA PLOT TO KILL ANYONE THAT PUMPS GAS IN A 100 MILE RADIUS"
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Old Nov 11th, 2009, 07:04 AM       


Maybe he got really bad service at the petrol station. Perhaps that bus driver always asked to see his concession card.
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Old Nov 11th, 2009, 09:50 AM       
Na he was just a spineless fuck.
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Old Nov 11th, 2009, 11:19 AM       
What gets me is that he maintained his innocence up to the end, claiming, correctly, that no one ever saw who pulled the trigger, apparently trying to put the finger on the boy he was playing target practice with. What a pussy.

Incidentally, (for kahl) they chose to try him in Virginia, because a.) the prosecutor had an excellent record in gaining convictions in capital murder cases, and b.) the appeals process in Virginia is one of the quickest in the country. 6 years from sentence to death. Damn near a record in this country.
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Old Nov 11th, 2009, 11:21 AM       
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i met chief moose once and thanked him from the bottom of my heart.
Chief Moose is awesome! He should be awarded a medal or something.
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Old Nov 13th, 2009, 07:11 PM       
Also that truck driver that blocked him in at the rest stop so he couldn't get away.
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Old Dec 6th, 2009, 07:13 PM       
Fun fact: a friend of mine in high school sold the DC sniper the very gun he was using. The business he worked for got shut down.
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Old Dec 6th, 2009, 08:14 PM       
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