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Old Nov 19th, 2009, 07:48 AM        People Just Being Stupid
Since I seem to make too many of these, I'd much rather keep them all contained to a single thread.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091118/...us_usa_laundry

Basically, people don't want to see underwear. Because it's offensive or something. And they're calling the authorities. Now, people that use clotheslines are stepping up and fighting back.
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Old Nov 19th, 2009, 10:26 AM       
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Old Nov 19th, 2009, 12:16 PM       
I like the idea of the Stupid people thread. People who oppose dry hanging clothes should get something better to do with their time.
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Old Nov 19th, 2009, 01:27 PM       
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Since I seem to make too many of these, I'd much rather keep them all contained to a single thread.
http://mobile.boston.com/siteserver/...mcdonalds_rap/
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Old Nov 19th, 2009, 01:34 PM       
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Since I seem to make too many of these, I'd much rather keep them all contained to a single thread.
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Old Nov 19th, 2009, 02:48 PM       
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Old Nov 19th, 2009, 06:13 PM       
I used to do stuff like that in middle school, thinkin' I was being all subversive and stuff. It was cute.
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Old Nov 19th, 2009, 06:22 PM       
What? Rap your fast food order? Or hang your unmentionables?
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Old Nov 19th, 2009, 06:29 PM       
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Old Nov 19th, 2009, 06:46 PM       
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Old Nov 19th, 2009, 07:03 PM       
I predict an increase in anti-roadrunner legislation.
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Old Nov 19th, 2009, 09:55 PM       
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I predict an increase in anti-roadrunner legislation.
It will fall flat on its face if they ever try to get it enacted.
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Old Nov 19th, 2009, 10:07 PM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:50 AM       
http://consumerist.com/5408629/colle...ing-to-pay-tip

Gratuity fees are such an oxymoron, I can't even see straight sometimes. The key's to pay in cash so that they don't get your name, then slip out undetected and never go back to the shitty restaurant.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:15 AM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:36 AM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 11:34 AM       
I think I would have done the ole' dine and dash. $73 for salad and wings?! For $10 you can buy everything you need to make a great salad and eat like 4-6 time depending on how big of a salad you want. Wings? Wingstop. That is all that needs to be said about that.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:38 PM       
I think I'm the only person I know that thinks Buffalo Wild Wings has the shittiest food. Wingstop RULES.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 12:46 PM       
What? Wingstop Cajun boys? Hell yeah!
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 01:43 PM       
Must have been a huge party of people. There is a law, might be nation wide, that automatically inserts a tip when the table has a certain amount of people.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 04:14 PM       
Yeah, I've been to a lot of restaurants that say they'll automatically add gratuity to large parties. They probably should've just called the manager aside and explained that the service was shit.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 04:25 PM       
I did that once. I took the family out for Japanese. 150 dollar bill and the tip was added, but the waitress only checked our table once and we all needed more water. Not only that, she got our order wrong. The manager reduced the bill so that basically, the restaurant paid her tip.

First thing the bitch said was that she was great with large groups at a table.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 05:10 PM       
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I think I'm the only person I know that thinks Buffalo Wild Wings has the shittiest food. Wingstop RULES.
Buffalo Wild Wings is bad. I've never heard of Wingstop though. Everyone should come here for good wings. I'll show you at least a hundred different places with great wings.

If I must go to a franchise Quaker Steak and Lube actually has good wings.
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Old Nov 20th, 2009, 05:46 PM       
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Hey! I live here, you know.

The fact that you're both right is beside the point.
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I really hope that manager who called the police got his ass fired. There is such a thing as bad publicity.
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