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Old Dec 4th, 2009, 02:27 PM        Fat people VS - Airplanes : The Eternal Struggle
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Old Dec 4th, 2009, 02:41 PM       
Yes. They should have to pay for two fucking seats. Im not trying to be mean about it. Its just that the plane only has so much weight allowance. If your fat ass takes up as much of that allowance as two normal people then you should have to pay for that. Perhaps instead of selling seats they should sell lbs of weight allowance you can take up. The smaller you are and the less baggage you have the less you pay. Therefore its not discrimination. You stand your ass on the scale with your bags and they charge you based on your combined weight.
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Old Dec 4th, 2009, 03:24 PM       
Vaportrail, do you just sit around and read AOL all day or what?
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Old Dec 4th, 2009, 04:29 PM       
not really. It's my home page because AIM placed it as such and i was too lazy to reset it. So every time my browser opens i always see something. Anyways, that is neither here nor there. What's important here is what we can do to stop the fattys.
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Old Dec 4th, 2009, 04:53 PM       
fuck fat people. They shouldn't even be allowed on planes.
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Old Dec 4th, 2009, 05:03 PM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2009, 07:11 AM       
Ideally planes should be fueled by renewable energy and all flights should be free for contributing citizens; this way it wouldn't matter how fat you were.

Some people are not fat through life choices and so therefore would be cruelly included in any proposed fat taxes you might think of.
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Old Dec 5th, 2009, 02:39 PM       
Plus that means that most celebrities would be able to sit 2 per seat making it cheaper for them.
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Old Dec 5th, 2009, 04:30 PM       
it would still matter if there were fat people because there's a weight allowance and if too many fat people were on the same plane then it might crash :O

how do you think the 911 terrorists hijacked the plane? They were all fat, and whenever they wanted to take control of the airplane and change its course they would just all sit on the same side of the airplane, causing it to tilt and turn :O
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Old Dec 6th, 2009, 08:20 PM       
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fuck fat people. They shouldn't even be allowed on planes.
I agree. Where could a fat person even need to go anyway? I think fat people are obnoxious and pay more income tax since they cost hospitals more.
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Old Dec 7th, 2009, 02:53 PM       
What do you do with a fat passenger,
What do you do with a fat passenger,
What do you do with a fat passenger,
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Old Dec 7th, 2009, 05:53 PM       
@ the thread title. Good job!
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Old Dec 15th, 2009, 11:20 PM       
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 12:32 AM       
what about that one dude who had part of his brain damaged so he was always hungry and he had to be locked up or else he'd never stop eating
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 12:50 AM       
Fat people should get their own separate flight in a jumbo jet and pay more.
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 08:57 AM       
being fat is actually caused by a virus that instead of destroying cells, gives them food.
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 01:18 PM       
Being fat is caused by turning food into a hobby, finding the worst possible shit to eat, in quantity, and then remaining physically inert all day.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ot-enough.html

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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 02:35 PM       
Fat people are like the only group left you can make fun of without being dubbed an asshole. And you know what, I'm going to fight to hold on to this one.

Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with overweight people. It's those damn morbidly obese people who have to turn sideways to fit through a damn door that piss me off.

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This is unacceptable....
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 04:04 PM       
Dude come on. Use some fucking NOT SAFE FOR WORK disclaimers please

And you can make fun tons of groups still but most aren't race related unless ur white. rednecks/southerns is the most acceptable, and lets not forget my proud people Italian Americans and our arch enemies the irish

also midgets, people with mental illness and the list goes on.
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To be fair, Jersey Shore contributes to a lot of the negative views of Italian Americans.
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