Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > Philosophy, Politics, and News
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
VaporTrailx1 VaporTrailx1 is offline
Nexus 7 Prototype
VaporTrailx1's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Beyond Hammerspace
Old Jul 4th, 2010, 08:59 PM        4 hours left...
4 hours left I can legally smoke in bars in the state of Wisconsin.
__________________
............................
There remains time to create.
Create and escape.
Escape will make me god.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
The Leader The Leader is offline
Is a RoboCop.
The Leader's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: How do you like these apples, Chojin?
Old Jul 4th, 2010, 10:55 PM       
You know what you must do.
__________________
JUST DANCE!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Zhukov Zhukov is offline
Supa Soviet Missil Mastar
Zhukov's Avatar
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Tasmania
Old Jul 5th, 2010, 12:53 AM       
Sucked in smokers. Go and stand outside in the cold.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Fathom Zero Fathom Zero is offline
frappez le cochon rouge
Fathom Zero's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
Old Jul 5th, 2010, 12:59 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Leader View Post
You know what you must do.
Kill yourself
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips View Post
Oh god fathom zero, you are revealing yourself to be completely awful
Reply With Quote
  #5  
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
10,000 Volt Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Old Jul 5th, 2010, 11:51 AM       
Are they unbanning smoking inside bars in WI? I don't feel like looking into it further.
__________________
God speed you meddling kids.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
VaporTrailx1 VaporTrailx1 is offline
Nexus 7 Prototype
VaporTrailx1's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Beyond Hammerspace
Old Jul 5th, 2010, 02:29 PM       
nobody would let me take their ashtrays. They're not using em anymore, why not!
__________________
............................
There remains time to create.
Create and escape.
Escape will make me god.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
The Leader The Leader is offline
Is a RoboCop.
The Leader's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: How do you like these apples, Chojin?
Old Jul 5th, 2010, 07:26 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fathom Zero View Post
Kill yourself
Me or is that what he must do?
__________________
JUST DANCE!
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Jul 5th, 2010, 07:40 PM       
IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD
Reply With Quote
  #9  
The Leader The Leader is offline
Is a RoboCop.
The Leader's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: How do you like these apples, Chojin?
Old Jul 6th, 2010, 11:23 AM       
__________________
JUST DANCE!
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Dimnos Dimnos is offline
LOVES the tubal ligation!
Dimnos's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Baseball Town, TX
Old Jul 6th, 2010, 01:54 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
Sucked in smokers. Go and stand outside in the cold.
Yeah and make sure to stand the required 50 feet away from the door so it takes you even longer to get back in when your done just so I dont have to smell it when Im going out to my car. Suckers.




man am I glad I quit when I did.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Jul 6th, 2010, 01:56 PM       
Who's gonna pay most of your taxes if you get people to stop smoking? HUH SMART GUY?
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Dimnos Dimnos is offline
LOVES the tubal ligation!
Dimnos's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Baseball Town, TX
Old Jul 6th, 2010, 02:21 PM       
Oh Im not trying to get them to stop. I just like to laugh at their misfortune.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Jul 6th, 2010, 02:28 PM       
AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE KIDS AND CAN GO TO HAWAII
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Jul 6th, 2010, 02:29 PM       
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Dimnos Dimnos is offline
LOVES the tubal ligation!
Dimnos's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Baseball Town, TX
Old Jul 6th, 2010, 02:36 PM       
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
Reply With Quote
  #16  
The Leader The Leader is offline
Is a RoboCop.
The Leader's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: How do you like these apples, Chojin?
Old Jul 6th, 2010, 05:45 PM       
__________________
JUST DANCE!
Reply With Quote
  #17  
kahljorn kahljorn is offline
BANNED
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: NO
Old Jul 6th, 2010, 06:17 PM       
WHY DO PEOPLE SMOKE CIGARETTES?

EVEN WHEN I WAS A KID I DIDNT GET HIGH
__________________
NEVER
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Pentegarn Pentegarn is offline
Clap if you love Dynamo
Pentegarn's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In a dystopian future
Old Jul 6th, 2010, 06:31 PM       
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Cigarette smoke contains carbon monoxide, so you could save hundreds of dollars a month by sucking on your car's exhaust pipe
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Zhukov Zhukov is offline
Supa Soviet Missil Mastar
Zhukov's Avatar
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Tasmania
Old Jul 6th, 2010, 10:35 PM       
I never smoked when I was a kid because I was too cool for peer pressure, and also too lame to be in the cool group that smoked.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #20  
VaporTrailx1 VaporTrailx1 is offline
Nexus 7 Prototype
VaporTrailx1's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Beyond Hammerspace
Old Jul 9th, 2010, 02:11 PM       
Cigarette Smoke isn't that bad once you find out the stuff you breath all day long living in an urban environment. BTW, doesn't TAB soda cause cancer too?

a short list of every day items i've been told will give me cancer. If I made a list of every day things that can simply "kill you" it would be very very long.

Deodorant
Bras
Coffee
Beer
Plastic containers
Styrofoam cups
Vitamin E (anti-oxidant?)
Talc Powder
Cell Phones
Potato Chips
Polyester
Used Motor Oil
Suntan lotion (fucking ironic huh?)

actually, i think this list should become an ongoing post in and of itself we can all add to.

BTW The argument isn't about smoke. It's about rights. Bars and businesses are private establishments. If you don't smoke, and it bothers you, why the hell not just go to a bar that's smoke free? There were plenty of them already. Why then not make it illegal for a bar to be a sports bar, or a gay bar, or a biker bar simply because it's not your demographic?

In otherwords, this is America and you have the right to choose. The anti-smokers took away my right to choose as well as the business owners right to.
__________________
............................
There remains time to create.
Create and escape.
Escape will make me god.
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Fathom Zero Fathom Zero is offline
frappez le cochon rouge
Fathom Zero's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
Old Jul 9th, 2010, 02:15 PM       
Saccharin is in Tab, but the jury's still out on it depending on who you ask.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips View Post
Oh god fathom zero, you are revealing yourself to be completely awful
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Dimnos Dimnos is offline
LOVES the tubal ligation!
Dimnos's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Baseball Town, TX
Old Jul 9th, 2010, 02:16 PM       
Who the fuck drinks TAB? People who need cancer.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Jul 9th, 2010, 04:00 PM       
yeah, there is poison everywhere, why not take in more
Reply With Quote
  #24  
VaporTrailx1 VaporTrailx1 is offline
Nexus 7 Prototype
VaporTrailx1's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Beyond Hammerspace
Old Jul 9th, 2010, 04:13 PM       
well, technically; life itself is just a terminal sexually transmitted disease anyways.
__________________
............................
There remains time to create.
Create and escape.
Escape will make me god.
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Pentegarn Pentegarn is offline
Clap if you love Dynamo
Pentegarn's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In a dystopian future
Old Jul 10th, 2010, 10:11 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by VaporTrailx1 View Post
In otherwords, this is America and you have the right to choose. The anti-smokers took away my right to choose as well as the business owners right to.
What about those who choose not to smoke but have to breathe your toxic exhaled by-product? What about their right to choose not to breathe that shit in? I guess none of that matters as long as you get what you want though right?
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:59 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.