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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 10:50 AM        Randy Orton comes to Twitter
I've said before that I only use twitter to stalk wrestlers, and Orton finally got fixed up with a Twitter account.

http://twitter.com/RealRKOrton

It's linked on the WWE website and WWE twitter--it's really him.

Anyway, I mention it because most wrestlers just keep kayfabe in their twitters and say things like "Challenged Sheamus to a hard match, idk if it was such a good idea, sometimes I let my mouth get ahead of me" etc etc. Orton is answering tons of questions and yelling at people that tell him he sucks. One guy linked him to a long-running fake Orton account @RealOrton and Orton had this to say:

@OfficiallyYoung thanks for the heads up
@RealOrton hey dickhead shut down the account....Or I'll send mr Anderson after u

Anderson (Ken Kennedy) is the guy he got fired from WWE for botching a move on him. If you don't follow pro wrestling you won't understand the full extent of why this is hilarious, but it's funny enough that he's yelling at random people on the internet. Some of them are apologizing, and then Orton tweets that he accepts their apology.

It's the best wrestler twitter yet, and I think the only guy more active than him is Golddust (who in himself is hilarious because he is not good with computer).

He also uploaded a pic of his dog.



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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 12:36 PM       
I'm going to get a. Twitter now so o can tell randy orton he is a full on rapist.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 12:37 PM       
i asked him why no one ever taps out to the walls of jericho. jericho ignored me when i asked him.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 12:53 PM       
hahahaha. I might get this stupid program just to read this. Or you should just put the funny stuff up here for everyone to read!
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:16 PM       
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Anderson (Ken Kennedy) is the guy he got fired from WWE for botching a move on him.
For real or as part of the show?
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:29 PM       
That's actually sort of funny, and I know nothing of wrestling.

Which brings me to.... what/who is the Walls of Jericho?
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 02:01 PM       
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For real or as part of the show?
for real, orton had just returned from a broken collarbone and then kennedy dumped him poorly onto his back



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what/who is the Walls of Jericho?
the walls of jericho is Chris Jericho's finisher, it's a submission move that hasn't made anyone submit in literally years



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hahahaha. I might get this stupid program just to read this. Or you should just put the funny stuff up here for everyone to read!
EricaCourt: I love this. HAHA! @RealRKOrton What can you say about this? Haha. ) Cody and Orton making out.. http://twitpic.com/204pga
RealRKOrton: @EricaCourt look at teds face! He's like "uhh guys....guys....this isn't commercial break.... you've got to stop making out!"
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 03:10 PM       
JohnCena: CeNation. any thoughts on a team name for summerslam?
IAmJericho: edge presents TEAM JERICHO featuring cena plus special guest bret hart
RealRKOrton: lol
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 03:49 PM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 04:33 PM       
OhRandall: @RealRKOrton What do you think of my profil picture ? A friend took it in France, novemer 2009. Very nice no ?



RealRKOrton: @OhRandal nice ass
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 04:34 PM       
hahahahahaha what
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 08:48 PM       
Why do wrestlers wear panties?
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 11:58 PM       
I think they should just wear little luchador masks on the end of their dicks.
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 10:47 AM       
I would not like to see the big show like that.
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 03:17 PM       
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i asked him why no one ever taps out to the walls of jericho. jericho ignored me when i asked him.
The lion tamer was too brutal for people.
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 03:33 PM       
i use twitter to follow game developers seems like its the new way to tease stuff and i follow rog too but he never answers :/
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 02:02 AM       
Mark_taker: @RealRKOrton you know you are a really jerk in real life ! but they don't give a shit they still like you. not me

RealRKOrton: @Anthony_Be My 2 most important goals r to make my daughter proud of her father, and to stay healthy enough to perform in the ring till 42.

Mark_taker: @RealRKOrton will that's not good talk. a real wrestler will say i will keep doing it until my bones die !

RealRKOrton: @Mark_Taker u tweeted 7000 times since march 6th. That's about 60 tweets a day. Maybe take a break n find a lady friend? It'd b good 4 ya!

Mark_taker: @RealRKOrton WTF ? what's that all about ? lol are you getting crazy here ? how do you know about my retweets ?

Mark_taker: ok that was weird from @realrkorton i mean WTF XD

Mark_taker: well although randy's replay was ..u know .. i am happy he replayed to me.. so thanx @realrkorton

Mark_taker: i am still laughing about his replay @realrkorton lol
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 10:17 AM       


That's bloody hilarious.
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Old Aug 7th, 2010, 09:12 PM       
btw wrestling is fake
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Old Aug 8th, 2010, 06:48 PM       
so are movies but millions of people still enjoy them
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Old Aug 8th, 2010, 11:40 PM       
People also enjoy punctuation.
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Oh, so now you use a fullstop.
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