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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 06:17 PM        Stuff that made you stop for a sec
I was gonna title it "Horrible Crap out of Nowhere" but Something Awful already has that title for one of its threads.

Anyway, I'll start. I was driving home from school one day, when I heard something hit my sunroof and roll off. When I stopped to find out what it was, I stepped out of the car to discover an animal bone.
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 06:22 PM       
The other day I came home to find that my wife had cleaned out our garage. We can actually get a car in there now!
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 06:23 PM       
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The other day I came home to find that my wife had cleaned out our garage. We can actually get a car in there now!
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 06:45 PM       
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 06:46 PM       
Coming home during a rainstorm to find water running--not dripping, running--from the edge of the light fixture in the ceiling in my bedroom. It only took ten minutes to fill a three-gallon bucket. And soak a dozen towels from the other six or seven leaks in the room.
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 06:48 PM       
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 07:04 PM       
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Coming home during a rainstorm to find water running--not dripping, running--from the edge of the light fixture in the ceiling in my bedroom. It only took ten minutes to fill a three-gallon bucket. And soak a dozen towels from the other six or seven leaks in the room.
That sounds a lot like the major leaks that happened in my dormitory.
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 07:11 PM       
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 10:26 PM       
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 11:18 PM       
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 11:20 PM       
Some really old homeless dude in LA who stands outside a storefront, places a beatbox on the windowsill (which may or may not be turned on at the time) and dances in front of it almost all day long. He's amazing and the store never makes him leave. I promise I'll take a video of the guy in action sometime.
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 11:58 PM       
my dad almost got run over by Dolly Parton in a golf cart at an airport.
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 12:08 AM       
The other night I was driving through this seedy area near my house. This lady was walking along the sidewalk not wearing very much, it wasn't surprising because there are usually working ladies hanging out around there. Then I realized she was arguing with these guys that were sitting on the curb down the street. This wasn't really too weird either but then I saw that her hand was buried DEEP in the front of her pants and there was really weird movement going on. I was hoping she was going to reveal a blade but I drove past before anything good happened.
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 12:18 AM       
I had jamais vu for a second, today. Scared the shit out of me.
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 10:54 AM       
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my dad almost got run over by Dolly Parton in a golf cart at an airport.
My wife would have considered it an honor.
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 04:02 PM       
I remember I was going to a house show down on campus in Columbus to go see a friends band in which who I promised I would come out and see. While I was on my way down the street to go to this shit hole house, I stumble across a bum with his pants and underwear down to his ankles. This isn't abnormal, this happens on a daily basis except for the soul fact that we was on his back fingering his asshole while exclaiming at the top of his lungs "O-H...I-O!!!". There was a group of paramedics around him and some odd number of police who just had their hands over their faces trying not to laugh.
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 08:08 PM       
Oh god... there was an old black lady bum like that in Venice Beach who would stick a cane up her ass and then do dances
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 09:46 PM       
the guy who got gunned down on the road i take to get home
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 10:05 PM       
That reminds me of the time I was driving home at around 3am and there was this big pickup in the middle of the road just stopped and still running. I drove by and the window was all smashed. There is a lot of gang stuff going on around here so there was probably a dead guy in there. Another time in the morning I was driving down this street that is kind of in the surrounding area of downtown. It is bordering these two areas so it's a mix of like... slums, gayborhood, and the super bourgie elite. There is this shady gay bar called CROSS BAR and the building is all black and has the name painted on it in rainbow. Anyway, there was this guy just sitting out front all slouched over and I was pretty sure he had died that night and then when I was on my way back there were cops everywhere.

This thread makes me realize that I live in a dangerous area.
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 10:34 PM       
the corpses weren't a good enough indication?
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Old Aug 14th, 2010, 12:01 AM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2010, 12:02 AM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2010, 01:09 AM       
i also take pictures of animals i find dead i don't know why
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