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Old Aug 27th, 2010, 04:36 PM        FOOD STAMP INJUSTICE!
I collect disability. $943 a month. I spend,

$700 on rent and utilities
$100 on medicine and Dr visits

Leaves me with $143 for everything else. I figured I'd go in for food stamps and get like $50 a month so that I can buy both food and clothes and maybe enjoy a movie at the theater or go to a show.

I thought I was collecting on SSDI, but since it turns out to be SSI and that means I don't qualify for jack shit.

I'm gonna steal some shit yo.
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Old Aug 27th, 2010, 04:52 PM       
Wait... Your on SSI for a disability and that doesnt count as SSDI?
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Old Aug 27th, 2010, 06:06 PM       
Yeah, that threw me too. I wen t home and checked my papers and I have disability through SSI.

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-...i-and-ssdi.htm
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Old Aug 27th, 2010, 06:46 PM       
I'd get on stamps if i were you... you should be able to get like 200 bucks a month.

are you saying they declined you for food stamps though cause you're on disability through SSI?
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Old Aug 27th, 2010, 06:51 PM       
That is correct. Because I am on SSI I don't qualify at all. It's an instant disqualification. :/
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Old Aug 27th, 2010, 07:11 PM       
seriously? I've never heard of that ;/

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If you receive Supplemental Security Income (SSI) payments in California, you are not eligible for food stamps because the state includes extra money in the amount it adds to the federal SSI payment.
that's really gay. maybe you can get help from another program through them? like rental assistance or cash aid or something?
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Old Aug 27th, 2010, 07:22 PM       
I need to find a group of SSI people that gather every month that talk about loopholes and secret programs.
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Old Aug 27th, 2010, 07:23 PM       
haha you mean meth heads
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Old Aug 27th, 2010, 07:31 PM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2010, 07:34 PM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2010, 09:45 PM       
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I need to find a group of SSI people that gather every month that talk about loopholes and secret programs.
You just know that somewhere, somehow, in some way someone has found out how to beat the system.
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Old Aug 27th, 2010, 11:22 PM       
It's called ROBBING A BANK.

I've watched those TLC specials, the downfall is always that everyone tries it twice
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Old Aug 28th, 2010, 02:01 AM       
I'M GOING TO LEARN HOW TO COOK METH. IT'S EASY TO DO RIGHT?
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Old Aug 28th, 2010, 02:51 AM       
not anymore ;/

well i mean if you use the draino and driveway cleaner method maybe its easier
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Old Aug 28th, 2010, 10:21 AM       
You get $943 a month? That doesn't sound like much at all!

I'd burn through that in a week.



Go steal some stuff from big supermarkets. Once I was arrested for stealing a kinder surprise.
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Old Aug 29th, 2010, 02:45 PM       
I didn't know you were such a rebel, Zhukov.
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Old Aug 30th, 2010, 05:28 AM       
I had to go to court

The judge threw it out for being "petty in the extreme".


Warning: if you get caught by a security guard stealing something, just keep walking since they can't do anything other than ask you to stay and wait for police. I decided that since I got caught I might as well pay for my crimes; which was stupid.
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Old Aug 30th, 2010, 07:41 AM       
Tadao, what is your disability?
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Old Aug 30th, 2010, 09:12 AM       
yeah I was just gonna ask that
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Old Aug 30th, 2010, 09:37 AM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2010, 10:28 AM       
His bones are fusing together. Google it. It's cool.
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Old Aug 30th, 2010, 10:29 AM       
He has the boneitis.
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Old Aug 30th, 2010, 10:54 AM       
Ankylosing Spondylitis - I think
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