| Zod
on "Intimidation"
People
of the planet Houston, I am addressing you today to talk to
you about "Intimidation". One of the things a
true leader, like myself, should possess is the strong
ability to intimidate people. Why is this? The answer it
really quite simple. It is ok if people don't agree with me,
just as long as they understand they will be killed for
their defiance. THAT is intimidation.
If you can
intimidate people to where they feel their existence will
become abbreviated should they dare to act against you, you
shall find that you will no longer have any opposition.
Instead, you will find that everybody shall become your
loyal servants forever as they kneel before you.
But really,
who are we kidding. You "humans" couldn't
intimidate a helpless baby seal. It's not just because of
your lack of supernatural powers... it's also because of
your despicable upbringings. Take this for example:
Pathetic. A
"My Little Pony". How do you humans expect to be
able to intimidate anything when you have horrendous
trinkets such as this in your past? Where I come from,
people get sent into the Phantom Zone for one of two things.
1) Being the most intelligent & dominating ruler in the
galaxy and 2) Owning anything that resembles a "My
Little Pony". Of course I was sent to the Phantom zone
for the first one, but all of you would be in there because
of #2. And that is why you shall all be my slaves, forever.
I can tell
you humans one thing... you will find NO "My Little
Ponies" in Zod's past!
I defy "My Little Pony!". That is the Zod way.
KNEEL
BEFORE ZOD!
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