KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

"Oh... God." "That's 'Zod'".

Peasants of the Planet Houston. This is your one chance of survival.
I am giving all of you two options to choose from:

  1. Kneel before me and swear eternal loyalty to Zod.

  2. Die by my hands for your defiance and treachery.

If you choose option 1, you will be saved. You will continue on with the rest of your life as my slave, forever. Keep in mind how much honor there is in devoting your life to serving your rightful leader, General Zod. Much honor indeed.

If you choose option 2, I will crush you with my bare hands. A most unsettling fate for you. I will also kill any small "pets" such as "puppies" that you have acquired.

Do you have a question for your ruler? Don't hesitate to Ask Zod!

 

 

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