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Zod
on the "Superman Returns" nonsense
General Zod is well aware that Superman has returned,
but he has nothing to fear. |
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Zod
on "Easter"
General Zod
knows all about the eggs which the bunny is trying to hide
from him! |
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Zod
on "Valentines"
General Zod is
here to cure you of the disease known as "love" this
Valentine's Day. |
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Zod on "St. Patrick's Day"
General Zod has
come to release you from the defiant festivities of St.
Patrick's Day. |
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Zod
on "Insurance"
General Zod
shows that you will no longer have a need for standard
insurance coverage. |
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Zod
on "Christmas"
General Zod has
decided to allow you to celebrate this holiday... with
some changes. |
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Zod
on "Job Hunting"
General Zod
proves that the problem isn't the economy, it's your own
inferiority. |
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Zod
on "The Pledge"
General Zod
explains why there is a huge error in "The Pledge Of
Allegiance". |
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Zod
on "Site Updates"
General Zod
answers the questions about why he doesn't update the
site every week and then unveils the almighty
ZodBlaster. |
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Zod
on "The Beach"
General Zod
has heard rumors of your "spring break" and has decided
to investigate the beaches. |
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Zod
on "Sno-Cones"
General Zod
uncovers something disturbing in what appeared to be a
"treat". |
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Zod
on "IZOD"
General Zod
shows what happens when a company uses his name for
profit. |
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Zod
on "Halloween"
General Zod
takes on "Trick or Treating",
"Everlasting Gobstoppers", and more. |
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Zod
on "Rubik's Cube"
General Zod
discovers the TRUE puzzle behind the tricky
"Rubik's Cube". |
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Zod
on "Bumble Bees"
General Zod
tells a story about a recent encounter with a defiant
bumble bee. |
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Non sings a lullaby
Non, a true master of
words, has recorded a lullaby that parents can play to their kids
to help them fall asleep. |
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Zod
on "Eye Lasers"
General Zod explains some of the benefits of having lasers shoot out of your eyes. |
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Zod
on "Intimidation"
General Zod discusses intimidation techniques and how effective they are. |