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A Message To All
Of My Slaves,
It has come to my attention that some of you do not feel I
update this site as often as you would like. SILENCE!
Why do you say these things when you know I will kill you for
it? I am your ruler and I shall determine when your collective
kneeling has earned the privilege of witnessing one of my
superior site updates.
Furthermore, if any of you were ruler of all that exists
here on planet Houston, would you really spend that much
time on a "web site"? I should hope not. And I would
personally kill any of you that would, because it would be
such a disgraceful waste of powers. Powers that could be
better spent on crushing the son of our jailor! Powers that
could be better spent forcing your President to kneel before
me! Powers that could be better spent on intimidating those
who are less powerful by saying things like, "Then die as
you deserve to!". This is how a natural, true ruler uses
power.
So as you
can see, since none of you are qualified or powerful enough
to be ruler of planet Houston, none of you are in a position
to question my rule over the greatest site ever created:
GeneralZod.net.
Any further questioning of my rule will result in the end of
your very existence.
Now as you
all fall to your knees before Zod once again, I wish to
share with you something that one truly dedicated slave
created in tribute to me. He calls it "Zod Blaster", and it
is a series of what I believe you humans call "games". In
these "Zod Blaster" series you will see what it is like to
be me, your ruler. You will experience how it feels to
destroy anybody who defies you with your eye-lasers. You
should all learn from his example, for he shall be allowed
to live for his worship of your ruler, Zod. Whether the same
can be said about the rest of you has yet to be seen.
ZOD
BLASTER 1
ZOD BLASTER 2
ZOD BLASTER 3
(Note: You
must have
Macromedia's Flash Player installed to play any of
the Zod Blaster Games. If you do not, your browser will also
Kneel Before Zod!)
So go and
play Zod Blaster and wish you were as powerful as me. But
always remember, you are not. You will never be as powerful
as Zod. And that is why you all must continue to do
something in order to be allowed to live...
KNEEL
BEFORE ZOD!
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