Son of Jor-El.
We were beginning to think you were a coward. Many of my
slaves have alerted me to the news of your return to planet
Houston. I can only assume that for the past 20 years or so,
you have been hiding on some cowardly planet far away from
your superior ruler, General Zod. I must admit, the thought
of destroying you in front of all my slaves is something I
would really enjoy.
Whichever
slaves created this graffiti and spread it around planet
Houston, know that I shall tear you apart for your defiance.
To my
slaves, it is with both regret and amusement that I inform
you that this "super" man is nothing of the kind. You see,
I've discovered his weakness. He cares. He actually cares
for these liquors. Yes, I know you all thought he cared
about you, but he does not. He only cares to drink away the
pain of knowing that I am far better than he. And even if he
did care for you, that would not excuse you from your
24-hour-per-day kneeling requirements. You shall always
kneel before Zod!
I do
understand that some of you would doubt my word... and those
of you who do shall be killed for it in the immediate
future. Nevertheless, I shall provide you with indisputable
evidence that your "super" man is nothing but a drunken
coward. Remain in a kneeling position while viewing this
footage:
Is this the
son of Jor-El that I am supposed to battle? He can barely
stand! I win. I always win. Is there no one on this planet
to even challenge me!? I would kill him, but that would be a
mercy killing and I would rather make the pathetic son of
Jor-El suffer forever. To let him live in drunken agony is a
far more satisfying victory.
Your tears
shall not wash away the pain.
Did you all
notice how he dropped to his knees in that footage? Who do
you think made him do that? ZOD! My victory is complete.
Superman has abandoned you all and now there is no doubt
that I, General Zod, your rightful leader, shall continue to
rule planet Houston forever! And as I rule all of you
pitiful slaves, I demand your eternal loyalty. I demand your
obedience. But most importantly, I demand that you all...
