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Although putting that frog in your mouth was quite possibly the most disgusting thing you've ever experienced in your entire life... IT WAS WORTH IT! When the frog hit her, Suzy threw up all over herself! You're positive that people will be picturing her covered in her own puke when it comes time to vote for the prom queen. You have effectively ruined the remainder of her high school days, and chances are she'll become an extremely depressed alcoholic that will need years and years of therapy. And she'll still never fully recover. Once the laughter in the classroom dies down over your antics, Ms. Farlacus hauls your ass up to the main office. There she sits you down and explains to the principal what you've done. Even HE laughs at first, but when Ms. Farlacus gives him "the evil stare" he quickly regains his composure and scowls at you. "That was really a mean thing to do. I have no other choice but to suspend you from school for one week." You try to suppress the joy you are feeling inside as you put on a fake "I'm sorry, I know what I did was wrong" face. He grumbles untrustingly and tells you to pack your school work and go home. As you walk home, you feel really good about yourself and what you did. Unfortunately, while you're daydreaming about your accomplishments, you take a wrong turn and all of a sudden you find yourself in a dark alley. Instantly, you realize that you're not in the right place, and you quickly turn around. But it's too late, a gang of 5 huge men with lead pipes, chains, and ginsu knives are standing there. The leader of the gang starts making fun of you. "Well, what do we have here? A rich little honkey!" All of his friends start laughing and pointing at you. "Say, rich boy, I'll give you two choices. You either give us your wallet, or we're gonna tear you a new one!" You decide to:
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