YOU ARE NOW A PSYCHO RODEO CLOWN!

Hell yes! Like there was any other choice!? Have you ever heard of another costume that is as badass as a PSYCHO RODEO CLOWN? I think not! You are going to be the envy of every goddamned "Trick or Treater" on the planet! And if they don't envy you, they'll FEAR you! You're all set!

Shit! Well wouldn't you know it? When you were dragged out of the house by your mom, you didn't have a chance to grab your money, so now you don't have any money to buy this costume! There's no way you're gonna get a ride back home to get your money, and even if you did, someone would surely buy this costume before you got back. Afterall, it IS a Psycho Rodeo Clown costume!

I guess it's time for you to prove whether or not you're worthy of wearing a Psycho Rodeo Clown outfit. You can't leave without this costume so you're gonna have to figure out a way to get out of the store with it.

You decide to:

• Drag an old lady into the bathroom, beat her up, and steal all of her money so you can buy the Psycho Rodeo Clown costume.
  
• Fall to your knees and cry about how you'll never be able to buy your sister that "Tinkerbell" Halloween costume she always wanted.
  
• Put on the Psycho Rodeo Clown costume and run out the front door screaming "I'm a Psycho Rodeo Clown! Biznatches!"